Ask An Aussie Anything

Its better to keep your wits about in new places, anyway.

true enough
thats just common sense...

^^^Like not eating or drinking around Fairies...🤨

Were there ever any ape or monkey species in Australia?

If you break down in the outback far away from a town, how long does it usually take for someone to come help?

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Like not eating or drinking around Fairies...🤨

Were there ever any ape or monkey species in Australia?

nope no ape or monkey species

Originally posted by carthage
If you break down in the outback far away from a town, how long does it usually take for someone to come help?

anywhere from a handful of hrs to a few days.

I was once stuck 120kms from the nearest small town in western part central Australia with my cousins. if they hadn't welded the gear box back to the car we would of been there for 2 days

I was once stuck 120kms from the nearest small town in western part central Australia with my cousins. if they hadn't welded the gear box back to the car we would of been there for 2 days

tom. he was the fattest

😆

Ever going to get a pilots license?

nah I am fine driving a car

do you have any interest into aviation ?

Not in piloting. I love flying though. I can sleep through anything. I've woken up on military aircraft where everyone's thrown up from turbulence and i've gotten awesome sleep!

Speaking of, when's the last time you puked and why?

drank 2 litres of goon (cheap white wine in a 5 litre cask) on an empty stomach. tummy couldn't handle the sudden volume and boom it came back up.

the reason i drank that much was due to my friends and i playing never have i ever. i usually lose

Ew, nice!!! 😆

In the States we dial 911 for emergencies, what do you dial in Australia?

000

though if we dial 911 anywhere in australia it is automatically re -routed to the 000 line

Thsts pretty cool.

Gonna dial 000 right now and see what i get...

...i got nothing. 🙁

Thought i'd get Australia.

hehe sorry. maybe you should fly over and try it. you might have a better shot

It woulda been so cool, though!

Me: "000"

Operator: "Australia, what is your emergency?"

Me: "i'm...in America?"

Operator: "Oh dear GOD! I'm going to need you to stay on the line, we're dispatching units to your location. Be brave, son, we'll get you through this!"

😂 😂 😂

that was pretty good

They just GOT here! 😱