Down to your last $10, do you...Buy lunch
Buy gas
Buy lotto ticket
Give to homeless
^^^If i needed gas that means i have a vehicle. I could sell it for more money. Not taking a chance on the lottery over a good meal. And screw the homeless. If i'm down to my last $10 i'll soon be one of them!
Which should never be an Olympic sport?
Skateboarding
MMA
Bowling
Surfing
Looking through a dumpster you find...
Unopened box of cookiesNearly new backpack
Box of well-used dirty magazines
.38 pistol
^^^i can find a use for the backpack.
Someone homeless can use the cookies more than me. I have internet porn. The gun might be part of a crime, plus i have a few (larger caliber) at home.
How would you not like to die:
On the toilet, mid poop
On your partner, mid coitus
On the internet, mid wankage
On a bus, mid flashing