One Gotta Go!

How would you not like to die:
On the toilet, mid poop
On your partner, mid coitus
On the internet, mid wankage <-----------unless someone is around to delete history
On a bus, mid flashing

Fight one of these:
Shaolin Monk
Japanese Shogun
Muay Thai Master
Krav Maga Commando

Fight one of these:
Shaolin Monk
Japanese Shogun
Muay Thai Master
Krav Maga Commando

^^^the monk might take it easy on me. 😛

Never wear one of these again ever:
Shirt
Shoes
Pants

Never wear one of these again ever:
Shirt
Shoes
Pants <----------as long as I can rock some camo jorts like Cena I'm good

Sail with one of these:
The Red October
The Black Pearl
The Dawn Treader
S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

Sail with one of these:
The Red October
The Black Pearl
The Dawn Treader
S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

^^^This way i still get the modern perks.

Which do you never want:
A glass eye
A prosthetic limb
A toupee
A pacemaker

Which do you never want:
A glass eye
A prosthetic limb <-------- dude how awesome would a cybernetic arm be!
A toupee
A pacemaker

For St Patricks Day you...
Listen to bagpipes all day
All you can drink Guinness beer
All you can eat corned beef & cabbage
Wear green everything, paint everything green

For St Patricks Day you...
Listen to bagpipes all day
All you can drink Guinness beer
All you can eat corned beef & cabbage
Wear green everything, paint everything green

^^^i'm good with any of the other choices, but nae the pipes!

Use as a weapon against zombies:
Pool cue
Tennis racket
Vaulting pole
Curling stone

Use as a weapon against zombies:
Pool cue <-----------anyone in a barfight knows this is a lethal weapon
Tennis racket
Vaulting pole
Curling stone

Science Ninja Team Gatchaman
Mobile Suit Gundam
Bio Booster Armor Guyver
Ultraman X

Science Ninja Team Gatchaman
Mobile Suit Gundam
Bio Booster Armor Guyver
Ultraman X

^^^i've heard of the Gundam suit, at least.

Which ability could you do without:
Ability to dream
Ability to laugh
Ability to cry

Which ability could you do without:
Ability to dream
Ability to laugh
Ability to cry <---------don't really do much of that anyway

You don't want one of these in your yard...
Wolf
Coyote
Skunk
Honey Badger

Wolf
Coyote
Skunk
Honey Badger

^^^i do not like the French, eh? 😛

Which would you not like to spend an hour a day as?
(You change at random)
A fly
A rat
A roach
A cat

Which would you not like to spend an hour a day as?
(You change at random)
A fly
A rat
A roach <-----------would not like to be smoked.
A cat

Native Americans
Mayans
Aztec
Inuit

Native Americans
Mayans
Aztec
Inuit

^^^theyre already gone. Not counting descendants.

Practical Pig
Fiddler Pig
Fifer Pig

Practical Pig <----------the other two got by with slacking off and chilling at his place while this poor sucker worked his bacon off, smdh
Fiddler Pig
Fifer Pig

Anakin Skywalker
Stannis Baratheon
Michael Corleone
Charles Foster Kane

Anakin Skywalker
Stannis Baratheon
Michael Corleone
Charles Foster Kane

^^^Not a GoT fan.

First law:
In an inertial reference frame, an object either remains at rest or continues to move at a constant velocity, unless acted upon by a force.[2][3]
Second law:
In an inertial reference frame, the vector sum of the forces F on an object is equal to the mass m of that object multiplied by the acceleration a of the object: F = ma.
Third law:
When one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first body.

Pass

Trump's Wall
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Amanda "The Wall" Waller
Wall Street

^^^why you passin' onda 3 laws of motion, yo? 😛

Trump's Wall
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Amanda "The Wall" Waller
Wall Street

^^^All the other ones serve a purpose.

What criminal career would you not want?
Thief
Kidnapper
Forger
Bank robber

What criminal career would you not want?
Thief
Kidnapper <--------- too many things can go sideways
Forger
Bank robber

Who would you not want after you?
Hells Angels
NY Mafia
Police/FBI
IRS

Who would you not want after you?
Hells Angels
NY Mafia
Police/FBI
IRS

^^^I can run from the others. If i'm paying taxes, i'm too damn stationary!

Spinach salad
Taco salad
Caesar salad
Potato salad

Spinach salad <------yuck, doesn't even sound good
Taco salad
Caesar salad
Potato salad

Vicious and Delicious
Pretty Wonderful
Stars and Stripes
Badd Company

Spinach salad <------yuck, doesn't even sound good
Taco salad
Caesar salad
Potato salad

Vicious and Delicious
Pretty Wonderful
Stars and Stripes
Badd Company

^^^I was actually a big V&D fan (i like obscure tag teams). Pretty Wonderful at least had a cool name, and S&S a cool look.

ShowMiz
JeriShow
Big Show & Kane
MysteriShow