One Gotta Go!

White horse
Black cat <-------not bad luck, just cool
Red squirrel
Brown dog

The Bronx
Brooklyn
Manhattan
Queens
Staten Island

The Bronx
Brooklyn
Manhattan
Queens
Staten Island

^^^that place was a wasteland 25+ years ago...!

Phoebe
Prue
Piper
Paige

Phoebe
Prue
Piper <-------------best Halliwell sister
Paige

Buffy
Faith
Kendra
Thessily

Buffy
Faith
Kendra
Thessily

^^^Buffy, baby!!!!

Penny
Bernadette
Amy

Penny
Bernadette <------------that's the stuff!
Amy

Trans Am
Camaro
Mustang
Charger
El Camino

Trans Am
Camaro
Mustang
Charger
El Camino

^^^a close one, but i've always wanted the General Lee...

Tattoo your:
Eyelids
Butthole
Palms
Tongue

Tattoo your:
Eyelids
Butthole
Palms <----------I suppose if I had to I'd get eyes tattooed on there
Tongue

Wahrheit
Pravda
Vérité
Sanning

too hard to copy/paste these words, my phone's freaking out. 😠
Strike everything but Pravda, thats a type of vidka! 👆

Which unsolved math problem sounds most gay?

Köthe conjecture
Birch–Tate conjecture
Serre's conjecture II
Bombieri–Lang conjecture

Which unsolved math problem sounds most gay?
Köthe conjecture
Birch–Tate conjecture <--------not sure how an equation can sound gay but this one maybe?
Serre's conjecture II
Bombieri–Lang conjecture

Infantry
Cavalry
Artillery
Command

Infantry
Cavalry
Artillery
Command

^^^Way too stressful.

Which would cause the most trouble if they disappeared?
Stop signs
Yield signs
Speed limit signs

Which would cause the most trouble if they disappeared?
Stop signs <----utter chaos
Yield signs
Speed limit signs

Clams
Oysters
Crabs
Lobsters
Crawfish

Clams
Oysters
Crabs
Lobsters
Crawfish

^^^you can at least get a pearl out of an oyster's nasty gullet!

Yosemite Sam as a:
Cowboy
Pirate
Rebel Soldier
Hessian without no agression

Yosemite Sam as a:
Cowboy
Pirate
Rebel Soldier
Hessian without no agression <-------that was funny as hell!

Bugs Bunny as:
Daffy Duck
A Magician
King of England
Viking Opera lady

Bugs Bunny as:
Daffy Duck
A Magician
King of England
Viking Opera lady

^^^all good, but that opera lady just does it for me!

Old west job you'd do:
Barkeep
Miner
Barber
Trapper

Old west job you'd do:
Barkeep <------------free drinks, fun with the ladies upstairs 😄
Miner
Barber
Trapper

Medieval jobs you'd do:
Farmer
Blacksmith
Squire
Chamberlain

Farmer
Blacksmith
Squire
Chamberlain<----seems the cushiest!

If you could be really talented which would you like to make a living at?
Painting
Writing
Playing violin
Cooking

If you could be really talented which would you like to make a living at?
Painting
Writing <------------ I keep trying.
Playing violin
Cooking

Architect
Chemical Engineer
Neurosurgeon
Software Developer

Architect
Chemical Engineer
Neurosurgeon
Software Developer<-------suits my not dealing with people fetish.

Hipster
Hippy
Hip replacement
Hiphop

Hipster
Hippy
Hip replacement <--------getting to be this age...
Hiphop

Pain pills
Boner pills
Blood pressure pills
No fart pills

Pain pills<-------i live on motrin; workouts be killing me yo!
Boner pills
Blood pressure pills
No fart pills

Truck driver
Bus driver
Taxi driver
Minnie Driver