Superman vs Thor: fist fight

Started by carver945 pages

Originally posted by XLR87T3
Strength-wise:

Superman>>>>>Hulk>Thor

Hulk has fought Thor unarmed some 30+ years ago in Thors own comic and was beating him, bruising him and making him bleed, while Thors punches had much less of an effect by Thors own admission. Unarmed Thor has no comparable feats of striking to post crisis Superman. Hulk hitting harder than Thor while both are unarmed isn't something that just happened in modern times, it was always the case.

Who are you? I can tell you're a Superman fanatic but your posts are, how can I say it, weird. Also, what's Superman best striking ft?

Originally posted by carver9
Who are you? I can tell you're a Superman fanatic but your posts are, how can I say it, weird. Also, what's Superman best striking ft?

punching through timestorm and reversing it throughout dc universe.

I'm not a fanatic, you are, and my posts are fine. But to answer your question, for quantifiable feats Superman destroyed half a moon with a single punch to Black Racer's face, and also destroyed moons by flying through them.

Originally posted by XLR87T3
Hulk hitting harder than Thor while both are unarmed isn't something that just happened in modern times, it was always the case.

Yeah, everybody with a brain knows that.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, everybody with a brain knows that.
And yet a thread between Thor and a character far superior to Hulk is made. Not everyone is as smart as you

That's because the Internet is infested with thorbags.

They feel safe here. Irl, they get pummeled and sodomized with no mercy.

#PunchAThorbag campaign

With a cameo by Colossus Big C at the end

Originally posted by ghostman
punching through timestorm and reversing it throughout dc universe.

Scans

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

They feel safe here. Irl, they get pummeled and sodomized with no mercy.

Wrong again my thirsty friend.

We're pretty safe everywhere. Mainstream media says so.

See?

This is what I see:

Some thunder god 😂

Pussy.

This is what I saw:

That any day over this...

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Wrong again my thirsty friend.

We're pretty safe everywhere. Mainstream media says so.

See?

😂

I just noticed that Hulk was literally flipped over and fell on his face like vertically while Thor landed gracefully on his feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTeQ30fLW2w

Nice touch.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
This is what I saw:

Thor's arguably the greatest hero in arguably the greatest franchise in history (Definitely the most profitable in recent memory).

Touching the MCU is just setting yourself up for failure.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17

Didn't that little move put Thor out on his ass too?

And boy did Thor get the turned into a ***** for Inf War.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor's arguably the greatest hero in arguably the greatest franchise in history

👆

Next to Goku.

Goku doesn't even compare to Thors grandeur.

I duno. Goku is pretty good at just pulling new powers and abilities out of his butthole too.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor's arguably the greatest hero in arguably the greatest franchise in history (Definitely the most profitable in recent memory).

Touching the MCU is just setting yourself up for failure.

Dunno about that. I got the Thor flims later and I heard you whining about how he wasn't comparable to Superman, pretty much looked like it to me. He did some impressive stuff.

Originally posted by Deadline
Dunno about that. I got the Thor flims later and I heard you whining about how he wasn't comparable to Superman, pretty much looked like it to me. He did some impressive stuff.

1) I said Thor was arguably the greatest hero. You seem to be mistaking greatness for power. That is unfortunate man.
2) Wrong Thorbag. MCU Thor probably has the greatest striking, power, and durability (By a large margin) feats out of both cinematic Universes at this point.
3) Superman is odd. I really enjoyed MoS (Zod, Jor-El, Faora and so many memorable moments), but at the same didn't enjoy the tone of Superman. I wish we could have had JL Superman in MOS. I think that would have been an awesome movie.