Columbus Day

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Originally posted by Surtur
Wait why is Columbus worse then Hitler?
Hitler is an all time terrible person, obviously, and i said he was arguably worse than Hitler and ISIS members... I'm not gonna disagree with anyone who says Columbus is the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th worst person of all time, the point is that, this is company he's in.

I only highlight Columbus because he (still) has a day dedicated to him, even though we know about the terrible things he personally did... like bragging about how he was able to break the spirit of Native American women by continuously raping them into submission. Like Hitler, he burned people alive... but worse ("worse" being subjective, of course) than Hitler, when his slaves tried to escape, he sicked dogs on them, captured them, then cut their hands off and made their children wear them around their necks.

the dude was a straight up movie villain.

Why are people mad at Colombus now?

lol. nobody is mad at him, he's been dead... for a while.

I'm just confused as to why this crap is still a thing.

Prolly cause it's on the calander until Obama signs an executive order to get rid of it.

Originally posted by Star428
Considering that I still see "Columbus Day" on my calendar and it's still recognized as a holiday I'd say that you people are in the minority regarding on whether Columbus was a hero or not. Not me. 🙂

Leif Erikson was first, and is celebrated first. So nyah.

It will be replaces with ObamaDay!

and the streets will run red.

Originally posted by marwash22
why tf is this still a thing?

I'm pretty sure everyone, particularly people in government who have the power to disavow National holidays, know what a heinous person Christopher Columbus was... seriously, the guy was arguably worse than Hitler and anyone associated with ISIS. So why are we still (or ever in the first place) dedicating a day to this guy?


Those uncivilized Indians were not evolved enough culturally to handle our weapons or physically to handle our germs.

Its like when homo sapiens came in contact with Neanderthals. The more evolved species won.
Darwinism in action!

Those indian savages taught us to plant corn with fish you dildo!

Originally posted by marwash22
Hitler is an all time terrible person, obviously, and i said he was arguably worse than Hitler and ISIS members... I'm not gonna disagree with anyone who says Columbus is the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th worst person of all time, the point is that, this is company he's in.

I only highlight Columbus because he (still) has a day dedicated to him, even though we know about the terrible things he personally did... like bragging about how he was able to break the spirit of Native American women by continuously raping them into submission. Like Hitler, he burned people alive... but worse ("worse" being subjective, of course) than Hitler, when his slaves tried to escape, he sicked dogs on them, captured them, then cut their hands off and made their children wear them around their necks.

the dude was a straight up movie villain.

The things Hitler did(or the things he had people do) are actually..well, making kids wear chopped off hands is sort of meh compared to some of the shit the Nazi's in general did.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Those indian savages taught us to plant corn with fish you dildo!

Eventually, someone will be too evoled(aliens?) for even us to deal with and I can only hope they are as merciful as we were.

Also, corn sucks and is useless. It gets stuck in your teeth.

The indians gave us companies like Monsanto and things lik High fructose corn syrup.

Saboteurs.

There is a store a few blocks from my house with a giant indian on top of it. I swear to god:

I see that thing everyday. I mean..yeah..they put glasses on it.

LoL, white-people.

Originally posted by Surtur
There is a store a few blocks from my house with a giant indian on top of it. I swear to god:

I see that thing everyday.

I bet that store is owned by Indians.

Originally posted by Surtur
The things Hitler did(or the things he had people do) are actually..well, making kids wear chopped off hands is sort of meh compared to some of the shit the Nazi's in general did.
sure. that's why i said i wouldn't argue if someone wants to say Hitler is #1.

Imo, while ordering people to commit atrocities is (obviously) terrible, doing them first-hand, like Columbus, is worse.

Years ago the place used to be a cigar shop or something..at least there was a shred more dignity with that.

Originally posted by Surtur
Years ago the place used to be a cigar shop or something..at least there was a shred more dignity with that.

You been in there?

Originally posted by Surtur
There is a store a few blocks from my house with a giant indian on top of it. I swear to god:

I see that thing everyday. I mean..yeah..they put glasses on it.


It looks drunk.

Its representing.