Let us Pray... (JOKES)

These boards ARE my dreams. 😂

Ok I give up! Im obviously not going to win!

Og, don't give up. It's so much more fun to play along.

Your dream, our nightmare, queeq.

That goes without saying, Ush. 😈

No, actually, I thought I was better off saying it.

Don't inflate his ego any more please...

I have no ego, you just want to make me believe I have one.

Oh its so much better in here than in the real world. 😛

There are less trees for a start. Trees are a symptomn of the real world.

No trees. But a lot of marshes. Watch out!

Okay, all...here is part of the joke I dug up...

a young priest was getting ready to say his first mass and the older priest told him to have a glass of wine to calm him down. After the mass was over, the older priest pointed out to the younger priest:

1. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
2. The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
3. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said "Take this and eat it for it is my body" He did not say "Eat Me".
4. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
5. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
6. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Sorry if I offended any other Catholics..(I think EJ was the only one besides me) or anybody else. Just done in good humor, ya know. 🙂

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I thought you might enjoy that. 😂

Nothing like a good bit of religion banging huh?😂

Watch him start up now. 😂

Funny stuff, Guns, funny stuff.