Where's Kaz?

Started by Esau Cairn4 pages

Where's Kaz?

I miss his indepth reviews.

Wow, I didn't even notice he was gone. Australia is a dangerous place, hope he is ok.

One minute we're watching Cosby re-runs, the next minute he's spilling his drink in our hotel room.

Stroke?

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Stroke?

No, we just spooned.

He died during a mining exhibition...into Esau's butthole

In prison.

He might have run into Mick Dundee, and Dundee didn't like what he had to say.

He is probably camping out where they are starting to film Thor3.
Trying to be in the film somehow. Hiding in the background. Most likely inside a Kangaroo pouch.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
He might have run into Mick Dundee, and Dundee didn't like what he had to say.

YouTube video

Hey, knock Kaz for what you will, but he does contribute some useful movie news pretty frequently, which is more than I can say for the rest of you useless fu#ks. And shame on you all talking shit about him when he's gone.

We are trying to goat him back into posting again because we miss him, why are you flipping out?

Originally posted by Mindset
In prison.

Who is he sharing his cell with?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who is he sharing his cell with?

😂

I wish I knew.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Hey, knock Kaz for what you will, but he does contribute some useful movie news pretty frequently, which is more than I can say for the rest of you useless fu#ks. And shame on you all talking shit about him when he's gone.

Hey I'm just establishing my alibi ok.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Hey I'm just establishing my alibi ok.

Sounds like leech killed him and buried the body.

Kaz was frequently rejecting Leeches advances, eventually Leech couldn't take it anymore and if he couldn't have Kaz...then no other transgender man could. So he lured Kaz to a hotel room with a promise of Kangaroo steak, once there he bludgeoned Kaz over the head.

Interesting theories, gentlemen, but I've never even been to Australia. If someone wants to pay for my flights I'd certainly be glad to visit the land to investigate. We need our Kaz back.

In space.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Interesting theories, gentlemen, but I've never even been to Australia. If someone wants to pay for my flights I'd certainly be glad to visit the land to investigate. We need our Kaz back.

Mindset's agents of R.A.P.E. informed us that Kaz went missing after leaving Australia.

Face it, Leech. You're the main suspect.