Where's Kaz?

Leech didn't volunteer to go to Australia. He was captured by an engineer who wanted to do some sexual experiments on him, but when he found out the truth about his gender re assignment he dumped him off in the outback.

Kaz was wondering around out there and found him, he took leech home and nurses him back to health. Leech had no memory of his abduction, so when he came to he immediately started the plot in his head to bludgeon Kaz.

Out of respect to Kaz & the fact that I don't want angry pm's from him...

For now on, we can only surmise & comment on Kaz's absence by using movie quotes & scenarios.

I'm guessing he can't get internet up on Brokeback mountain...

So no more exotic stories about aliens and engineers probing him with foreign bodies?

Well now the class of this thread has gone down

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
So no more exotic stories about aliens and engineers probing him with foreign bodies?

See, it stops being exotic when it's a normal Saturday night for Kaz.

Kaz is in Valhalla sucking dongs.

Originally posted by Mindset
Kaz is in Valhalla sucking dongs.

Who's specifically?

Yours

Mind blown!

😂

kaz is back

He's ignoring me.
Feels like he never left!

😂

Someone needs to make a movie about Kaz.

Any idea for a name?

How about 'One night in Kaz,' a porno about a young Kaz who's trying to make a name for himself, and decides to go into the porn industry with his bum chum Leech

One night in Kaz haermm2

Ok so we have a title. Who can write a script?

"Gimme a 9 outta 10, Leech!"

There.
Kaz's script written.

I was thinking something more seedy.

We'll just steal Kaz's diary and adapt some fragments of it.