How to Make an Atheist's Head Explode · Religion Forum

Q99 Senior Member

Originally posted by Star428
If you speak english and you have a functioning brain in your head then it shouldn't be too hard to figure it out. It's pretty friggin' obvious what it means, abhi.

Yea, it's pretty clearly meant to make people who don't like atheists feel good, without quite understanding the topic in question.

*YAWN*... I know far more about this world and universe than any of you "Know-it-all" trolls who're trolling me do and that's a fact.

Star, have you considered you may be the troll?

You made a post of a video with the intent to piss people off. People then laughed and told you you were wrong. You then called them trolls.

If you're posting stuff just to provoke a reaction with no intent to entertain counterarguments, well, what do you think trolling is?

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Star428
*YAWN*... I know far more about this world and universe than any of you...

I doubt you've ever been more than a stone's throw from your front door.
If you had any life experience, your view point, while likely still biased, wouldnt be so childish.
Your outlet is posting troll threads on an MB where you have 75% of the responses you receive on ignore.
Because only a child starts an argument then covers his ears and goes "lalalalala, i cant hear you".
Still, interesting conversations to be had at your expense; always worth taking a look at any long running Star thread.

FinalAnswer Flower

It's true, we need a forum clown with Dolos gone.

Esau Cairn Contagious

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
It's true, we need a forum clown with Dolos gone.

Hey if clowns get to go to Heaven, count me out.

Surtur Restricted

Originally posted by Star428
No, "dude". It wasn't. It was spot on. Disagree all you like. I couldn't care less. 👆
It's not my fault if it hurt your feelings... dude.

Stop using words and phrases you don't understand. First you didn't know what "irrefutable" meant and now it seems you don't know what "spot on" means.

Time-Immemorial Restricted

Can someone explain why the video is incorrect, it makes a sound argument regardless of its trolling intent.

The cause and effect argument is correct whether you believe in God or not.

Star428 Restricted

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Can someone explain why the video is incorrect, it makes a sound argument regardless of its trolling intent.
The cause and effect argument is correct whether you believe in God or not.

Haven't you learned yet, TI? Atheists don't like having their ridiculous beliefs challenged and will insult and ridicule any of those who questions their bullshit theories. For the most part, I just laugh and ignore them. The video was 100% correct. 👆

Henry_Pym Ultron Bound

Sure,

First it's an obvious strawman

Secondly "cause and effect" always has a start point.
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The argument is this,

Pym: Star, your mother is loose; your father is the milkman

Star: What evidence do you have, doctor?

Pym: well the milkman has sperm and your mother has eggs.

End scene.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by Star428
Haven't you learned yet, TI? Atheists don't like having their ridiculous beliefs challenged and will insult and ridicule any of those who questions their bullshit theories. For the most part, I just laugh and ignore them. The video was 100% correct. 👆

That sounds more like you, but you are not an atheist. Perhaps getting upset about ones beliefs being challenged has nothing to do with what you believe, but instead how mature you are. For example, you would consider me to be an atheist, although I am not. But sense I am much older then you, I am never upset about the silly things you say.

Time-Immemorial Restricted

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Sure,
First it's an obvious strawman
Secondly "cause and effect" always has a start point.
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The argument is this,
Pym: Star, your mother is loose; your father is the milkman
Star: What evidence do you have, doctor?
Pym: well the milkman has sperm and your mother has eggs.
End scene.

Well😂

Can you make a more serious one without the insults though?

Henry_Pym Ultron Bound

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Well😂
Can you make a more serious one without the insults though?

my first 2 points as well as a "lack of evidence, therefore God" argument.

Time-Immemorial Restricted

I thought you were a believer though

Esau Cairn Contagious

Originally posted by Star428
The video was 100% correct. 👆

Yup because all atheists talk like Keanu from Bill & Ted.

Henry_Pym Ultron Bound

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
I thought you were a believer though

no, but I'm not a crazy zealot towards religious folk. If you believe in something that isn't hurting anyone else then I'm cool with you.

Except the Jews and anyone else who wants to cut parts off babies. 😂

Time-Immemorial Restricted

😂

riv6672 Senior Member

Except the Jews and anyone else who wants to cut parts off babies.

I just had a horrible vision of everyone walking around with their umbilical cords still attached. 😘

Henry_Pym Ultron Bound

Originally posted by riv6672
I just had a horrible vision of everyone walking around with their umbilical cords still attached. 😘

they naturally fall off and it is done for a medical reason.

We chop an important multi-faceted part of the penis off boys because the cereal guy said it would stop sinful touching...

riv6672 Senior Member

Cereal guy?

Henry_Pym Ultron Bound

http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=48&Itemid=0

Kellogg propagandized circumcision as a cure for masturbation. He also said to pour acid on girl's clits for the same ailment.

riv6672 Senior Member

Well, that last would technically work, in a "put a tourniquet around the neck to stop the bleeding in a head wound" kind of way. 🤨