How to Make an Atheist's Head Explode

Started by StiltmanFTW7 pages
Originally posted by Henry_Pym
He also said to pour acid on girl's clits for the same ailment.

What the f*ck...

Originally posted by Star428
One other thing... I'm sure atheists believe in the law of angular momentum. I mean they all act like they're so smart science wise so they should. Imagine a bunch of kids spinning on a merry-go-round. It increases to a speed so fast that they fly right off of it and of course according to that scientific law above they all keep spinning in the same direction until they encounter resistance, correct? We all agree? No one is going to start spinning in the opposite direction for some odd reason, right? Well, consider the Big Bang theory...

Atheists believe that the universe started no bigger than an extremely tiny dot. For some unknown reason, it started spinning one day (who made it spin? where did the energy come from? why did it start spinning all by itself?). It picked up speed until eventually it "exploded" from the spinning reaching a crazy speed. All of the planets then just conviently ended up in their proper places spinning in orbit around some sun. We agree so far correct?

OK, now explain to me if all of that is true why do we have several planets spinning backwards? Ahh... atheists don't like to talk about that do they? Of course, I'm sure they'll make up some lame-ass story like they always do to try and explain it away. Imo, God made them spin in an opposite direction from the rest of planets to let anyone who really examines the evidence closely with an open mind see how utterly stupid the Big Bang theory is. There's also plenty of other clues that should be a red flag that the Big Bang theory as well as Darwinian evolution (which also uses Big Bang theory in it's explanation of the universe) could not possibly be true. I won't go into detail about all of them as I've posted plenty of links recently that explain them. I will say this much though, scientists have discovered tons of soft-bone tissue in dozens of dinosaur fossils around the world. If dinos were really as old as some scientists claim then there's no way they would still be finding so much of that in them. It all would've been long gone. Same thing goes for all the carbon 14 they've been finding in dino fossils. There's no way any carbon 14 would be left after 65 million years (lol at that non-sense number).

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What the f*ck...

TBF, it would likely cause a girl to stop masturbating, so Kellogg was probably onto something.

Originally posted by Robtard
TBF, it would likely cause a girl to stop masturbating, so Kellogg was probably onto something.

There's a quirky '94 comedy called Road To Wellville.
Anthony Hopkins plays Kellogg. Also stars Matthew Broderick, John Cussack & Bridget Fonda.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What the f*ck...
yeah both were the delusions of a sick man. We literally have 0 reasons to chop off the foreskin. It's the same part as the hood of the clit. Removing it causes a large loss of pleasure and will actually make sex harder for men as they create far less natural lube.

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
We literally have 0 reasons to chop off the foreskin.

That's... actually not true, lol.

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
yeah both were the delusions of a sick man. We literally have 0 reasons to chop off the foreskin. It's the same part as the hood of the clit. Removing it causes a large loss of pleasure and will actually make sex harder for men as they create far less natural lube.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's... actually not true, lol.

Don't tell PR that.

Originally posted by Star428
For the most part, I just laugh and ignore them. The video was 100% correct. 馃憜

Oh we know you laugh, every other post has LOL or LMAO in it..sort of like an overexcited child who just snorted a bunch of pixie stix.

I'd also point out you've lashed out at people for saying they don't believe in your God, but what would be the point? You were born with an allergy to anything non-religious. I bet just touching a science book burns your skin like a vampire touching a cross. I've heard just speaking scientific equations out loud can banish you from a room, is this true?

Sounds like a job for h1!

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From Stars point of view you would think it is weird he thought Obama *might* kinda sorta be the anti-christ. You'd think he'd be accusing the leading scientists of that position. After all they are trying to do damage to God by giving scientific explanations for why the universe is the way it is.

It must be Satan in disguise. I always thought Albert Einstein just looked f*cking shady. This is the face of pure evil:

I'm just surprised his tongue isn't pitch-forked like a snakes!

Just leave my foreskin alone

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LOL. Atheists just won't let this thread die, will they? I sense tons of butthurt. That video must've really struck a nerve with them. 馃憜

Originally posted by Star428
LOL. Atheists just won't let this thread die, will they? I sense tons of butthurt. That video must've really struck a nerve with them. 馃憜
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Funny thing about that vid, the atheist guy behaves exactly like you... 馃槀
Originally posted by Star428
. That video must've really struck a nerve with them. 馃憜

Sometimes being exposed to sheer idiocy has a strange effect on people. You know this better then anyone of course.

I want a "Star Loves The Butthurt" T-Shirt.

Re: How to Make an Atheist's Head Explode

Originally posted by Star428
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z0DT6uljSbg

Short little humorous video that will make you laugh good... unless you're an atheist, of course. 馃槈


Haha great!

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Re: Re: How to Make an Atheist's Head Explode

Originally posted by Stigma
Haha great!

Works every time 馃檪

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