Friends

IT?....no...categorised as a he.

are you sure?

im still friends with the same people as high school.

Originally posted by Corran
OK so we have a change.

Member most likely to go gay:- now changed to C22.

Plus I'd always be a spitter, not a swallower!!! 😱

Originally posted by Catch 22
Somehow I'm not sure my wife would be too happy about that and besides, I'd much rather kiss her gorgeous face than one covered in stubble!!! 😘

LOL, what can I say? 😄

that you have to be very sure what you say,
who knows... in a few years you might like a beard 😉

Annnnyyyyyyyywwaaaayyyyyyy.

My best friend, when I left high school, stitched me up good and proper about a year after we got out of school.

I introduced him to my girlfriend at the time and within a week she was seeing him and dumping me. She got kinda pissed at me when I left the flat we shared and she could no longer aford the rent...

and that's why you shouldn't keep friends 😉

Did it never occur to her that after she dumped you for your friend you wouldn't want to live with her anymore?

Ya know I think she was quite surprised to come home from work and find all my stuff gone. She even phoned me up to ask why I had gone. 😂

Originally posted by yerssot
and that's why you shouldn't keep friends 😉

I think that you are definitely better off without that girl.

I think he still is 😉

Originally posted by LaurenE147
I think that you are definitely better off without that girl.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends - cool quote.

Is that alliteration or a pun or what?

Quote from 25th Hour.

This must have been an amazing conversation. I cannot believe I missed it.

"If only I could turn back time"