Amazing? Why?

Started by Surtur17 pages

Originally posted by Emperordmb
I find this really amusing.

Granted I'm a non-denominational Christian so I believe in a God, but I find this underlined section amusing because Muhammed puts in his own book that it's okay for him to screw as many women as he wants... but that it's not for sexual pleasure but for divine purpose. How do God and the world benefit from him ****ing more than four women?

Then looking at the central figures of religions, Jesus seemed chill, Buddha seemed chill, L Ron Hubbard was a blatant liar and exploiter who was scamming everyone, and Muhammed was a warlord slave owner who ****ed a nine year old... Muhammed is sketchier than the dude who made Scientology.

Yep, and yet even the moderate muslims seem to revere this child f*cker. You can't even draw a picture of this child f*cker, it's disrespectful to draw pictures of pedophiles apparently.

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The Quran states that the limit of four wives does not apply to Muhammad. Muslims have generally responded that the marriages of Muhammad were not conducted to satisfy worldly desires or lusts, but rather they were done for a higher purpose and due to God's command.

Let me give you one current-day example. In the savage attack on Afghanistan, genocide was committed on the Afghani people. It is estimated that 1-1.5 million people lost their lives, a great majority of whom were men of a marriageable age. Now, with a great shortage of men, what will happen to their widows, their orphans and their daughters of marriageable age? Is it better to leave them in a camp, with a handout? Or better a man is willing to take care of his fallen comrade's wife and children?

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- Women take care of children and look after the affairs of the house and her husband in the first place
In her spare time doing useful work for it or to others

- The husband helps his wife in the house and work outside the home
This from the actions of the Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him, with his wife
Sewing clothes and help in the work of the house
So the Muslim must apply the correct Sunna
will feel happiness

1 - Holy Qur'an and the Hadith is for all time and place
Without shortages or increased
God says in the Holy Qur'an
(3) This day those who disbelieve have despaired of [defeating] your religion; so fear them not, but fear Me. This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed My favor upon you and have approved for you Islam as religion.

2 - polygamy is essential today
You see the ongoing war in Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya, Syria
We can not ignore
Orphans and widows there
3 - polygamy solution to the problem of infertility
Modern methods do not work in every case
So I live with a close community
I see many cases a result of the successful marriage of a second wife

4 - Men's sexual desires
You see in recent years
Opening up the world between countries, the Internet and stirring instincts constantly in the media

So instead of the direction of the Adultery on a daily basis such as the West
There is a solution in Islam, a legal marriage between them, provided of Justice
Either two or three or four

5 - revelation ended
After the death of the Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him
Anyone who can not be changed or replaced

Do you want to increase to Islam or shortages of it?
This is heresy

God says in the Holy Qur'an

(44) Indeed, We sent down the Torah, in which was guidance and light. The prophets who submitted [to Allah] judged by it for the Jews, as did the rabbis and scholars by that with which they were entrusted of the Scripture of Allah, and they were witnesses thereto. So do not fear the people but fear Me, and do not exchange My verses for a small price. And whoever does not judge by what Allah has revealed – then it is those who are the disbelievers.

(45) And We ordained for them therein a life for a life, an eye for an eye, a nose for a nose, an ear for an ear, a tooth for a tooth, and for wounds is legal retribution. But whoever gives [up his right as] charity, it is an expiation for him. And whoever does not judge by what Allah has revealed – then it is those who are the wrongdoers.

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The Bible:

Everything else I do not understand why you wrote this, Jesus did not prohibit polygamy, but is prohibited divorce, because if you can have many wives, why the divorce, while it was normal, because women can not work.

2 Chronicles 13:21 (BLB)
Abijah waxed great, and married 14 wives, and begat twenty and two sons and daughters 16.

2 Chronicles 11:21 (BLB)
I like Rehoboam Maacah daughter of Absalom above all his wives and concubines for him, because he took 18 wives and concubines 60, was born twenty and eight sons and daughters 60.

For the Prophet Sulaiman [Solomon], and I think you know without martyrdom, had hundreds of wives and concubines hundreds.

After these things known until Ibrahim ... And his concubine, whose name also carries a good Reumah of, Gaham, Thahash and Maacah.

And the sons of concubines, which Abraham had, Abraham gave gifts and sent them away from Isaac his son, while he was living until now, the east, even in the East (Genesis 25:6)

How about Sarah and told Abraham to go to the concubine Hagar, as you know, probably emigrated did not want to. It was then you know what happened, she left in the desert. Remember God is God of Abraham, as a concubine and her child, but that it was.

Again, do not place Jesus may Allah be pleased with him, did not prevent polygamy, but Islam limit the number of wives to four

الرد الصاعق على أنيس شروش و تعدد الزوجات - احمد ديدات
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vspg5hA1-DY

مسيحية تسأل احمد ديدات عن تعدد الزوجات ‎ والرد رهيب
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOOx9aeWPI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4gaqBI20h4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5eIr9ZUfm4

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Abraham peace be upon him

(36) It is not for a believing man or a believing woman, when Allah and His Messenger have decided a matter, that they should [thereafter] have any choice about their affair. And whoever disobeys Allah and His Messenger has certainly strayed into clear error
"It is not their meat nor their blood that reaches Allah; it is your piety that reaches Him." (Qur'an 22:37)

Indeed, it was the greatest test of all, the sacrificing of his only child, one born to him after he had reached an old age and years of longing for progeny. Here, Abraham showed his willingness to sacrifice all his belongings for God, and for this reason, he was designated a leader of all humanity, one whom God blessed with a progeny of Prophets.

sacrifice animals
remember Abraham's trials,

102. And, when he (his son) was old enough to walk with him, he said: "O my son! I have seen in a dream that I am slaughtering you (offer you in sacrifice to Allah), so look what you think!" He said: "O my father! Do that which you are commanded, Insha' Allah (if Allah will), you shall find me of As-Sabirin (the patient ones, etc.)."

103. Then, when they had both submitted themselves (to the Will of Allah), and he had laid him prostrate on his forehead (or on the side of his forehead for slaughtering);

104. And We called out to him: "O Abraham!

105. You have fulfilled the dream (vision)!" Verily! Thus do We reward the Muhsinun (good-doers -

106. Verily, that indeed was a manifest trial

107. And We ransomed him with a great sacrifice

The meat from the sacrifice of Eid al-Adha is mostly given away to others. One-third is eaten by immediate family and relatives, one-third is given away to friends, and one-third is donated to the poor. The act symbolizes our willingness to give up things that are of benefit to us or close to our hearts, in order to follow Allah's commands. It also symbolizes our willingness to give up some of our own bounties, in order to strengthen ties of friendship and help those who are in need. We recognize that all blessings come from Allah, and we should open our hearts and share with others.

It is very important to understand that the sacrifice itself, as practiced by Muslims, has nothing to do with atoning for our sins or using the blood to wash ourselves from sin. This is a misunderstanding by those of previous generations: "It is not their meat nor their blood that reaches Allah; it is your piety that reaches Him." (Qur'an 22:37)

كيف تؤكد لي صحة الاسلام 100% ؟!! - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsmNnUAniDA

الايمان بالمسيحية والاسلام معاً ومعنى الجهاد في الإسلام - د ذاكر نايك Dr Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmUbYPrH9xE

لن تصدّق ما ستسمعه :أم فرنسية مسرورة باعتناق ابنتيها الدين الاسلامي (فيديو مترج&#1605😉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z58JsvM08o

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Of course the limit of 4 wives wouldn't apply, why would a warlord kiddie f*cker give a shit about the rules? Rules are for lesser men, men who like their women to be able to get into an R rated movie without parental supervision.

16 - The prophet peace be upon him said: (day of resurrection will not come tillyou see some great things that you didn't see before or even talked yourselves about it.) [Narrated by Ahmed], look at all of these new inventions such as internet, mobiles, TV, weapons, some diseases like AIDS and swine flu, ..... all of these are clear evidences that Mohamedis a prophet from Allah Almighty.

17 - The prophet peace be upon him said to his companions: (at the end of the time you will find humiliation, defamation and metamorphosis, they asked when and the prophet replied when you see a lot of musicinstrumentsand songstresses) [narrated by IbnMaga] .

Today, you can see the Widespreadof music all over the world and also those tens of thousands of women dancers and singers. Also, there are thousands of satellite channels that presentdancing and singing day and night. This phenomenon wasn't known at the time of the prophet, and no one ever predicted that this phenomenon may occur one day.

لماذا نعبد الله ونمجده وهو لا يحتاج لذلك؟ د ذاكر نايك Dr Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdITBKqhs4

بعد تطور الناس وظهور الساعات لماذا لازلتم تقيمون الآذان؟! - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWM9hlWv6pY

دفع الدية في الاسلام أليست ظلماً لأهل المقتول ؟ د ذاكر نايك Dr Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMeRrPeTkcg

Speaking of music, if Mohhamad lived in modern times, you think maybe the guy would put on some "Barry White" during love making sessions with his child bride?

Wait no, the music would probably drown out the cries of the child bride.

Muhammad recently wrote an article for Cracked.

I want to fight Muhammad.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Muhammad recently wrote an article for Cracked.

Yep, I remember reading that article lol.

I also remember a time when Cracked used to produce humorous articles, there used to be a time when Cracked was the first site I'd look at in the morning. But now all they do is b*tch about Trump or write silly articles like the one you just linked. The Cracked staff are still traumatized by the results of the election.

Originally posted by Surtur
Yep, I remember reading that article lol.

I also remember a time when Cracked used to produce humorous articles, there used to be a time when Cracked was the first site I'd look at in the morning. But now all they do is b*tch about Trump or write silly articles like the one you just linked. The Cracked staff are still traumatized by the results of the election.

Originally posted by Surtur
all they do is b*tch.

traumatized by the results of the election.

#hypocrisy

Originally posted by Lord Lucien

Who said you cared? Similar to how people might not care for sarcasm..especially when the person using it is trying way too hard, it's irrelevant if people care, correct? All that matters is..you do you.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
#hypocrisy

The correct response to this is "triggered" amirite?

#triggered

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
#triggered

Indeed yes, you must be triggered, like I said. Because the logic around here is if you point out hypocrisy you're triggered.

Just going by the logic some people on these forums use. Are you saying the people who use that logic are wrong?

It depends on your concept of hypocrisy. 👆

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
It depends on your concept of hypocrisy. 👆

No it doesn't lol. They've played the same game even without trying to say the word was being used wrong.

It's just, for the most part, you're triggered if you point out hypocrisy.

So are you triggered yes or no? I assume you are, since if you aren't you'd be proving them wrong.

I'm not expecting you to actually admit to that, I assume you will pull more of the same "it's different when we do it" logic.

You just have to compare my posts with yours, which ones look rage-fueled?

I'm not expecting you to admit it, I will assume you will pull more of the same 'no, you!' logic.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
You just have to compare my posts with yours, which ones look rage-fueled?

I'm not expecting you to admit it, I will assume you will pull more of the same 'no, you!' logic.

Lol, this was an excellent dodge.

brothers

. (a heart touching story)

She thought till late at midnight and finally decided how to take revenge from him. She could not sleep all night, because she was too eager to take revenge for the idols she worshiped. Even before the first ray of sunlight had entered her window, she was busy sweeping her house. She saved all the garbage in a basket, placed it on the roof of her house and proudly looked at it for a while, then with an impatient look on her face, she looked at the street that she lived on, and thought, "No one has ever seen him angry. Everybody will praise me when they will see him shouting at me and getting mad. They will laugh at him and make fun of him." She looked at the basket again and grinned.

Meanwhile, she heard footsteps, announcing the approach of the end of her waiting. "Finally my prey has arrived," she thought, as she saw a man dressed in clean, white clothes coming that way. She picked up the basket in her hands and threw all the garbage on him when he passed by. Much to the woman's disappointment, he did not say anything and continued on his way.

She did the same the following day thinking, "Maybe this time I will be able to annoy him." But he was too gentle to shout at a woman. She misinterpreted his attitude as fear and decided to repeat the same mischief everyday in order to keep him frightened, so that he might stop preaching the Oneness of God.

This gentleman whom the woman hated so much was Muhammad (pbuh), the last prophet of Allah Almighty. He did not want to disappoint the woman and so continued to walk down the street everyday, instead of picking an alternate route, and prayed for the woman to recognize the Truth.

One day, the Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) did not find the woman to be on the roof of her house with the basket. This worried him, because he thought something must have happened to her for not being over there. So he knocked at the door. "Who is it?" asked a feeble voice. "Muhammad bin Abdullah," was the reply, "can I come in?" The woman feared, "I am sick, and too weak to fight or talk back, therefore Muhammad has come to take revenge for what I have been doing to him." But the permission to enter her house was in such a gentle voice that she allowed him in.

Muhammad (pbuh) entered the house and told the woman that not finding her on the roof had worried him and he thus wanted to inquire about her health. On finding out how ill she was, he gently asked if she needed any help. Hypnotized by the affectionate tone in the Holy Prophet's (pbuh) blessed voice, she forgot all fear and asked for some water. He kindly gave her some in a utensil and prayed for her health, while she quenched her thirst. This made her feel very guilty for being so cruel to him in the past and she apologized for her mean behavior. He forgave her and came to her house everyday to clean it, to feed her and to pray for her, till she was on her feet again. The kind attitude of the Holy Prophet (pbuh) inspired her into the recognition of the Truth, and his prayers were answered in the form of yet another addition into the growing number of Muslims.

اذا كان مكتوباً في القدر أني سأقتل فقتلت فمن المسؤول!! - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU9eV1wy78I

حكم التهنئة بالكريسماس - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5pDQQ9EU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9n77W6F4Yo

لماذا لا يرينا الله جهنم لكي نؤمن؟ - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK3CWIvwePs

Originally posted by eninn
brothers

. (a heart touching story)

She thought till late at midnight and finally decided how to take revenge from him. She could not sleep all night, because she was too eager to take revenge for the idols she worshiped. Even before the first ray of sunlight had entered her window, she was busy sweeping her house. She saved all the garbage in a basket, placed it on the roof of her house and proudly looked at it for a while, then with an impatient look on her face, she looked at the street that she lived on, and thought, "No one has ever seen him angry. Everybody will praise me when they will see him shouting at me and getting mad. They will laugh at him and make fun of him." She looked at the basket again and grinned.

Meanwhile, she heard footsteps, announcing the approach of the end of her waiting. "Finally my prey has arrived," she thought, as she saw a man dressed in clean, white clothes coming that way. She picked up the basket in her hands and threw all the garbage on him when he passed by. Much to the woman's disappointment, he did not say anything and continued on his way.

She did the same the following day thinking, "Maybe this time I will be able to annoy him." But he was too gentle to shout at a woman. She misinterpreted his attitude as fear and decided to repeat the same mischief everyday in order to keep him frightened, so that he might stop preaching the Oneness of God.

This gentleman whom the woman hated so much was Muhammad (pbuh), the last prophet of Allah Almighty. He did not want to disappoint the woman and so continued to walk down the street everyday, instead of picking an alternate route, and prayed for the woman to recognize the Truth.

One day, the Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) did not find the woman to be on the roof of her house with the basket. This worried him, because he thought something must have happened to her for not being over there. So he knocked at the door. "Who is it?" asked a feeble voice. "Muhammad bin Abdullah," was the reply, "can I come in?" The woman feared, "I am sick, and too weak to fight or talk back, therefore Muhammad has come to take revenge for what I have been doing to him." But the permission to enter her house was in such a gentle voice that she allowed him in.

Muhammad (pbuh) entered the house and told the woman that not finding her on the roof had worried him and he thus wanted to inquire about her health. On finding out how ill she was, he gently asked if she needed any help. Hypnotized by the affectionate tone in the Holy Prophet's (pbuh) blessed voice, she forgot all fear and asked for some water. He kindly gave her some in a utensil and prayed for her health, while she quenched her thirst. This made her feel very guilty for being so cruel to him in the past and she apologized for her mean behavior. He forgave her and came to her house everyday to clean it, to feed her and to pray for her, till she was on her feet again. The kind attitude of the Holy Prophet (pbuh) inspired her into the recognition of the Truth, and his prayers were answered in the form of yet another addition into the growing number of Muslims.

اذا كان مكتوباً في القدر أني سأقتل فقتلت فمن المسؤول!! - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU9eV1wy78I

حكم التهنئة بالكريسماس - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5pDQQ9EU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9n77W6F4Yo

لماذا لا يرينا الله جهنم لكي نؤمن؟ - ذاكر نايك Zakir Naik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK3CWIvwePs

Originally posted by Lord Lucien

Bro did you just call Allah and Muhammad nobodies? Cuz they ALWAYS care. Always.

Btw Spongebob would have perhaps been a useful tool for Muhammad to break the ice with his child brides.