Originally posted by JediRobin23It was so dark and dramatic. And cool. And Darth Vader was in it. And Tarkin was in it. And the Death Star went kaplow! all over that place!
Yeah. I'm just surprised some people actually called it the best Star Wars movie yet....???
So deep. So chilling. So bland and forgettable. So perfect.
Yeah it's like how you have a pile of decomposing corpses, and you hate it. But then you get landed with a second pile of corpses, that is somehow worse than the first, but they've not been dead quite as long so there's still some expression left in their faces. And then you get dumped with a third pile of corpses, but these at least are on fire and have the Emperor laughing at them so they're a bit more fun.
That's the Prequels. And how to compare them to one another.
Rogue One is like an embalmed corpse. Not exactly a pile, but still pretty lifeless and forgettable.