Walshy tomatoes (Walshy reviews things)

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Quincy Debaser

thats high praise!

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Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it

Jesus McBurger Cheeky Bastard

You should review strange Amazon products

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scribble
Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it

Yes

then make a short, art film about that experience, must be in black and white

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

you guys are really asking a lot of me

Ax3l Cummin Soon

review what it's like to climb to the top of the empire state building and confess your love to your high school sweetheart review that c'mon you ****ing pussy review it already

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Brown-noser.
👆

NewLanceWindu Keeper of the Prophecy

Originally posted by Selphie
Yes

then make a short, art film about that experience, must be in black and white

Then review that film!

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Review this thread.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Scribble
Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it
👆

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Originally posted by Selphie
Yes

then make a short, art film about that experience, must be in black and white

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
Then review that film!
And the review of the review/film has to be done with large cue cards, like in Bob Dylan's video for Subterranean Homesick Blues, followed by a summation through interpretive dance

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by walshy
you guys are really asking a lot of me

😂

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Scribble
And the review of the review/film has to be done with large cue cards, like in Bob Dylan's video for Subterranean Homesick Blues, followed by a summation through interpretive dance
You are really giving the thread your all.

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Welshy is my creative muse awehuhs

Also I like making him dance

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
Review different lipstick brands. You have to try them on to get a good opinion.
this is freakishly appropriate because i bought my own lipstick for the first time last week. the brand i got is called "deluxe", sounds good right? the colour is "tallulah 02", in hindsight i would have preferred a darker colour. the application is smooth and sagittarius, and for the reasonable price of £2.50 from boots it's totally worth it. i'll be sure to expand on this when i try different colours and brands.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Excellently named thread, whoever came up with it must be beautiful and intelligent and amazing.
i give these compliments 3 out of 10 slices of pizza pizzapizzapizza
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Brown-noser.
one slice pizza

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Review the Force Awakens
i'm not big on star wars generally but it was a decent flick, i'd give it 6 slices pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza
Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Or Fifty Shades of Black! [/B]
not sure what that is
Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Review porn
finally some decent suggestions aw00t what porn?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]A Lipstick tasting review might be fun. [/B]
Originally posted by Jmanghan
But a lipstick EATING review would be better.
Originally posted by Scribble
Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it
i've got a lot of requests and related requests about tasting/eating lipstick..all i'm gonna say is i've applied lipstick, licked my lips a lot, defintely ingested some of it, it wasn't great, i felt like my throat was closing up and very dry.

and the film review of this and the review of that film and the interpretive dance review of that will come in due course. dodgy

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Originally posted by Scribble
Welshy is my creative muse awehuhs

Also I like making him dance

this gets 20 pizza slices on the walshometer. would have got more if you said creative moose.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Review this thread.
best.thread.ever.pizza

roger ebert better watch out

NewLanceWindu Keeper of the Prophecy

Fifty Shades of Black is the Wayans Bros. parody of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scribble
And the review of the review/film has to be done with large cue cards, like in Bob Dylan's video for Subterranean Homesick Blues, followed by a summation through interpretive dance

*a single tear falls down cheek* what a tour de force

Jesus McBurger Cheeky Bastard

You should review a lily Thai porn (she's a porn star)