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AWWW you guys are so cute! That's adorable that you all finally met

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Walsh I see you inviting me to GTA - watching that 11 22 63 show on Hulu with your cousin Suzy

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Am glad walshy and Scribs had a good time

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I'm working on reviewing Stan the man meet act 3: dropped hot dogs and the sex talk

sex talk? hmm

So I have Stan to thank for how good u were? mmm

Yes Stan gave me all his tips and tricks, he's actually a sex god. I would know.. ;D

stantheman meet act III: meet up mishap madness

i met the mysterious ginger man mountain himself stantheman yeeeet again! and you won't believe what happened! find out what next......

so anyways, i was going to london, originally just to see a sum 41 show, like sum 41 are touring as part of kerrang tour (kerrang being a music magazine/other outlets that predominantly feature the most mediocre of rock bands) but stan is by london so i'm like oh stan fancy meet up he's like sure whatever yknow all alright n sorted. BUT THATS NOT ALL..i was also gonna meet the one and only piggle humsy! swank

i been to london so many times now i just walk off that bus from cardiff after a loong 2 n half hour ride and theres all these flustered tourists like and i'm just speeding past these fools on the way to where i'm headed. anyways i get to my hotel room and first things first, this is one of the smallest hotel rooms i'd stayed in, sure it made for a more cosy environment later that night i guess but i was expecting more.

but this is when the mishap happened to happen..i had arranged to meet stan at a certain time but i had just been on this stinky ass bus so i'm like yo i'm gonna have a quick shower...here's the convo (mellow t=stan)

soooo...yeahhhhhhhh

stan weren't happy about it but he ended up meeting me back at camden, in a less mellow state than his telegram name might suggest. he said he wasn't angry just disappointed, if words were weapons these were daggers straight to the heart. but onwards we went, and we went to check out the camden stalls for some grub, there was a bunch of different ethnic food around, polish something, Ethiopia this, switzerland that etc. i ended up getting a polish hot dog, no idea what made it polish. i was asked by the guy serving it if i wanted onions, i said no, i got onions anywayyyy???? i assume he didnt hear me or he didnt like the look of me, wouldn't be the first time.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR PART DEUX: WALSHY AND STAN THE BOGUS JOURNEY

Originally posted by walshy
[b]stantheman meet act III: meet up mishap madness

stan weren't happy about it but he ended up meeting me back at camden, in a less mellow state than his telegram name might suggest. [/B]

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Originally posted by walshy
he said he wasn't angry just disappointed, if words were weapons these were daggers straight to the heart.

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Originally posted by walshy
i was asked by the guy serving it if i wanted onions, i said no, i got onions anywayyyy???? i assume he didnt hear me or he didnt like the look of me, wouldn't be the first time.

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OKAY FINALLY FINISHING THIS BEFORE #STANMEET4 AND #SCRIBSTANMEET2

so yeah anyways i forgot almost everything that happened but heres some stuff..

so because there was a bit of a mishap with meeting up - i wanted a shower, stan came to me, i went to camden, so we ended up going to opposite places etc. anyways finally meet up and i'm like alright i get you a drink to make up for it like

so there i am, i rock up to the bar like that right and its fairly busy so i'm just standing there, and my head is just above the bar, but its taking ages to get served here and i so start shooting the evils at all the bar staff until someone actually serves me, it was seriously like idk 10 minutes just standing there but i don't wanna start kicking off because i might cause some shit.

finally getting served and the guy asks for ID - this is just standard for me now. then i get my kopparberg and ask about whatever tf stan wanted then he asks if both are for me and i'm like of course not BUT then he says he needs to see stan's ID because he probably thinks i'm actually 13 despite my ID and i'm buying drinks for my other 13 y/o friends, so i say actually both drinks are for me, bar dude isn't having that so i just get my drink and go back and give stan a fiver and he gets served in like 2 minutes! wtf?!

so we're sitting outside in the freezing ass cold for some reason because we never actually drink inside bars when together. stan is giving me the sex talk and bragging about all the pussy he bagging at uni etc. and on about gay orgy this gay orgy that..

there was this moment where i just adjusted how i was sitting and the table was wonky and stans drink goes flying a bit, good times.
then we finally get up and move which really helped because i think we were almost frozen. then stan wants to show me around camden stalls and i'm wanting to buy some gloves and maybe a coat because despite saying i would go grab my jacket, i totally didnt, i did however grab my oyster card which i also forgot. stan would make a great tour guide btw, gives a bit of history etc i guess its good he wants to go into teaching he's got it nailed down already imo.

then he took me to this weird awesome futuristic shop/sex shop..it was something else, i think everywhere should look like this place, i wish i took a picture. everything was neon and this guy had some weird tech mohawk thing that lit up, he looked so cool. they had gimp stuff, dildo stuff, shirts that light up all this crazy awesome shit. was so cool. i didnt get anything from there...this time..but i did get some gloves elsewhere and they were gd lovely. we looked in this thrift shop for a jacket but they weren't my style and still expensive imo so i was like screw it i'll go back to the hotel and get my jacket THEN go to the sum 41 show..so me and stan say smell ya later and hopefully if stan isn't sick he meets tomorrow!

we didnt get any pics last time but heres whatever stan was eating while we sat by the canal:

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so then i go back to the hotel and on the way i have a stroke of a genius and get piggle wine before she arrived. i grabbed my jacket and went to the show, sum 41 - 10/10 would see again, wish i had pit tickets tbh, fat lip still holds up 15 years later.

then after the show i head back and one thing that i find weird is like it seems everyone in london is scared of stairs i s2g, in victoria right theres these two escalators everyone goes on then these stairs in the centre, i always go on the stairs..last time this ***** woman i guess i accidentally walked in her path and i swear on my life she said something towards me and so i shoot her a look and she WALKS up the escalator while i walk up the stairs and we both reach the top at the same time, i should have said something tbh. and in kentish town after this show right, everyone going on the elevators i choose to go down the stairs, and there is NO ONE coming up or down these stairs i was totally alone, there were a lot of stairs but still. then i went back to my hotel and had amazing sex with the beautiful prettyful piggle after spilling my cider and being all coy. also i may or may not have been wearing a blue wig, bikni top and bunny ears when i lost my viriginity.

thank you for reading <3

walshy reviews 1,000,000th post game closure

You should review the Apocalypse then.

That would be fun,

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Batman v Superman

1 thermonuclear bomb out of WWIII.