DCnU Darkseid Vs Thanos

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Let me explain who Stiltman is gnarlyzoa. And the best way to do that is to use quotes from Will Smith when he was still likable. You can find Stilt's whole story from one of Will's popular songs.

Wild Wild West, which will be code for "The Streets" anytime you see it quoted:

"Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?
"

Basically what this means is that Jim West (James Howlett) is a person you wouldn't want to encounter if you're doing law breaking acts. He also plows women with his penis. His hand where his hip be at is a play on his claws being akin to a gun.
This whole first verse is Stiltman pretending to be Wolverine to get a sense of where his loyalties lie.

"[Dru Hill:]
Not the G.B.'s

[Will Smith:]
Now who you gonna call?

[Dru Hill:]
(G double E G)

[Will Smith:]
If you have a riff with people wanna bust,
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo

[Sisqo:]
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
"

This is where Stilt is telling you where he'll be. In the streets. Not the sky, not the cosmos, but in the streets. Because Stilt is only about the streets. He also brought in Jinzin and Srank to help sing the chorus to further his point.
An interesting conundrum here is that he's telling you not to call the Avengers, or the X-Men, yet Wolverine has been part of both teams.

"Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man lost his damn mind in the west
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where your lip at kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin damn good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West
"

Loveless is interchangeable with Sabertooth here because that's Wolverine's main villain. He's also telling Sabes to bring all his boys in (his whole rogue gallery), here comes the poison (claws).

He also slips in a nice "Best there is" reference with the "slickest they is" part.

Here's where it gets interesting however. This part:
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that

Is actually talking about anything above street level characters. It's talking about the tech and powers of those crazy beings. It's supposed to mean that Wolverine doesn't fear them, and it's Stiltman's way of saying he ain't trying to hear that (anything above street level). It's actually the most important part of the song.

"[Dru Hill:]
[Freestyling]
To any outlaw tryin to draw, thinkin you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us cuz we're in the (Wild Wild West)
"

Stiltman is warning you that you better not mess with Wolverine, and you better not draw arms on him because he's the slickest they is. It's also a nice nod to his claws, because he counts each claw as their own gun (six guns).

We also get a nice warning to the "pretenders of the west" (anyone above street level) that they will get crushed by the "defenders of the west" (street levelers).

The rest is just repeated chorus and sisqo (Jinzin) screaming incoherent words about street levels.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Be merciful... please... no...

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Originally posted by Philosophía
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Darkseid one-shot an entire team of top-tiers with one blast. Superman, Wonder Woman, GL, all were down. He could have killed them at the beginning of the fight as they lay unconscious. It was also specifically emphasized that they needed Superman to snap out of it, otherwise they'd have lost - bloodlusted Wonder Woman with plot-device lasso/sword and Aquaman high-level trident be damned, alongside Flash and GL. And even when Superman showed up, they barely banished him, otherwise he'd have stomped them again, if not for the plot device.

That's far better than what Thanos has ever done.

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An inexperienced jl team that defeated him so just stop. Thanos takes down the annihilators like an afterthought. He wasn't defeated by them and they have loads of experience.

Originally posted by quanchi112
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An inexperienced jl team that defeated him so just stop. Thanos takes down the annihilators like an afterthought. He wasn't defeated by them and they have loads of experience.

Then that same Darkseid turned around and beat the crap out of a even more powerful group of Heroes. One of those Heroes was even a Multiversal threat.

Then that Same Darkseid also turned around and attacked a version of Heaven, and he was winning.

Then that same Darkseid came back to Earth, and he didn't even gave the League a second glance. He was only put down by another Multiversal threat harnessing the Anti Life and an aspect of Death.

Originally posted by SquallX
Then that same Darkseid turned around and beat the crap out of a even more powerful group of Heroes. One of those Heroes was even a Multiversal threat.

Then that Same Darkseid also turned around and attacked a version of Heaven, and he was winning.

Then that same Darkseid came back to Earth, and he didn't even gave the League a second glance. He was only put down by another Multiversal threat harnessing the Anti Life and an aspect of Death.

Context. The jl don't stack up to Annihilators.

He had prep and was crushed in a war type setting. Am is smarter than Darkseid. 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Context. The jl don't stack up to Annihilators.

He had prep and was crushed in a war type setting. Am is smarter than Darkseid. 😂

Actually they do.

Thanos had prep also. Darkseid wasn't crushed in anything.

How does AM proved his smarter than Darkseid again?

Originally posted by SquallX
Actually they do.

Thanos had prep also. Darkseid wasn't crushed in anything.

How does AM proved his smarter than Darkseid again?

No.

Not against the annihilators. He was killed.

He handily crushed him.

Darkseid lost the fight against the JLA. No way around that.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No.

Not against the annihilators. He was killed.

He handily crushed him.

Namor bloodied thanus' lip, squirrel girl beat him into the ground, he was retarded enough to piss off god doom, and the combined forces of star lord, drax, and nova were enough to wreck him. Stop pretending that your boy hasn't had some seriously shitty showings and dcnu darkseid has had only a shit showings.

Originally posted by deathslash
Namor bloodied thanus' lip, squirrel girl beat him into the ground, he was retarded enough to piss off god doom, and the combined forces of star lord, drax, and nova were enough to wreck him. Stop pretending that your boy hasn't had some seriously shitty showings and dcnu darkseid has had only a shit showings.
so you pick showings of Thanos that make you sound retarded! Good job 👆

Originally posted by RadZoa
Really? You want to play that game?

JIM!!! HEEEEELP!!! BENDIS IS AT IT AGAIN !!!!!

Darkseid was fighting and still kicking the JL asses and the only thing they could do is boom tube him, Thanos on the other hand was on the ground weeping like a baby while the Avengers and GotG laughed him.

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Originally posted by Insane Titan
so you pick showings of Thanos that make you sound retarded! Good job 👆
no, picked showings that shows that he isn't unbeatable.

Originally posted by deathslash
no, picked showings that shows that he isn't unbeatable.
so you choose Namor with possibly his best punch ever then getting owned. A character that beats everyone, then someone with the power of entire race of Beyonders and lastly getting blast shit loads of time with a cosmic cube and full Nova force.

Great choices you really proved your point 👆

Originally posted by deathslash
Namor bloodied thanus' lip, squirrel girl beat him into the ground, he was retarded enough to piss off god doom, and the combined forces of star lord, drax, and nova were enough to wreck him. Stop pretending that your boy hasn't had some seriously shitty showings and dcnu darkseid has had only a shit showings.
Namor broke every bone in his hand, Sg isn't canon, and Thanos was against someone with great power and probably knew everything would be set right but wait and see. Those aren't low showings. Cc level power isn't weak. An inexperienced jl beat him. End of story.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Namor broke every bone in his hand, Sg isn't canon, and Thanos was against someone with great power and probably knew everything would be set right but wait and see. Those aren't low showings. Cc level power isn't weak. An inexperienced jl beat him. End of story.
congratulations! A low to mid Herald (depending on the depiction) broke his hands while drawing blood from a high trans character. I'd really like to hear about how squirrel girl isn't canon. A nearly depowed cosmic cube isn't a low showing? I have a hard time believing that thanks can survive against Odin but gets wrecked by a cosmic cube.

Originally posted by deathslash
congratulations! A low to mid Herald (depending on the depiction) broke his hands while drawing blood from a high trans character. I'd really like to hear about how squirrel girl isn't canon. A nearly deposed cosmic cube isn't a low showing? I have a hard time believing that thanks can survive against Odin but gets wreck by a cosmic cube.
Batman made Darkseid bleed before so please calm down. Batman didn't break any bones in his foot or leg. Has this showing being referenced in any other bio or comic as canon to the real Thanos. It wasn't deposed and drastically alters the situation. A cc is greater than Odin and Thanos wasn't there to best Odin. He didn't lose.

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It was referenced again in the squirrel girl series which I BELIEVE is canon but wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't especially with the conversation she had with galactus over the fight

Originally posted by quanchi112
Batman made Darkseid bleed before so please calm down. Batman didn't break any bones in his foot or leg. Has this showing being referenced in any other bio or comic as canon to the real Thanos. It wasn't deposed and drastically alters the situation. A cc is greater than Odin and Thanos wasn't there to best Odin. He didn't lose.

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difference is that darkseid was depowered at that time. I do like how you completely ignored that in order to prove your point though. It was referenced again in the squirrel girl series. I didn't say that he was there to win (nice defensive maneuver though), I said that he survived against a serious Odin but still got wrecked by a nearly depowered cosmic cube.

Originally posted by carver9
Darkseid lost the fight against the JLA. No way around that.
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carver just randomly trolls every thread and hopes to God he can get at least one person to agree with him... Then he thinks he 'won'.