Thor May Cry

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
What's so funny bro?

Every myth about Thor.

Mister Hyde, 1st appearance:

Hyde: Ok, Thor. I'm ending it now. *pulls out a handgun*

Thor: NO! Without my hammer to deflect the bullets, I'll die!

Not the exact quotes, but the meaning very much preserved.

And that's when Thor's comics were written by the God of Marvel Comics. Thor should consider himself lucky that bullet in the Black Panther comic only rendered him uncoscious.

Thor will cry.

All he can do. Especially nowadays.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Every myth about Thor.

Mister Hyde, 1st appearance:

Hyde: Ok, Thor. I'm ending it now. *pulls out a handgun*

Thor: NO! Without my hammer to deflect the bullets, I'll die!

Not the exact quotes, but the meaning very much preserved.

And that's when Thor's comics were written by the God of Marvel Comics. Thor should consider himself lucky that bullet in the Black Panther comic only rendered him uncoscious.

😆

You bet he did. Canon.

This place is getting more idiotic everyday with the low bawll of characters.

PIS/CIS is never allowed in a forum fight.

Yeah, only the highest showings ever are allowed. My bad, Squallossus 👆

Thor's piercing durability always sucked.

Originally posted by SquallX
This place is getting more idiotic everyday with the low bawll of characters.

PIS/CIS is never allowed in a forum fight.

Mungi.

And that's when he lowballs our intelligence when he assumes we want to know more than passing knowledge of his z listers.

KM won't stop carving through our skulls till we learn every single one of 3042 origins of Hawkman.

👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
KM won't stop carving through our skulls till we learn every single one of 3042 origins of Hawkman.

Mungi feeds him respect threads in pms and Carver carves his way through threads copy and pasting whole sections. Nobody knows a ****ing thing about the characters Carver is debating so he's free to lowball the opposition with no fear.

"And this is why Puck beats Superman

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Puck beats Rhino in 30 punches
www.hulkhasbuckets.carve/9

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*scan of Superman getting knocked out by Titus*

hulkhasbuckets... 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, only the highest showings ever are allowed. My bad, Squallossus 👆

Thor's piercing durability always sucked.

No you idiot, it's not just that. We Thor's average are tiers above anything in the DMC Verse. But the fact that you're lowballing him shows how pathetic you are.

locolaugh

Originally posted by SquallX
No you idiot, it's not just that. We Thor's average are tiers above anything in the DMC Verse. But the fact that you're lowballing him shows how pathetic you are.

Cry more.

Your boner on the likes of Superman and Thor is legendary 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Cry more.

Your boner on the likes of Superman and Thor is legendary 😂

While you're stupidity and low balling of comics characters are only rivaled by Quan and caver.

Come, Squall. I'll whisper something in your ear...

Spoiler:
Goku still rapes Superman 10/10.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Come, Squall. I'll whisper something in your ear...

Spoiler:
Goku still rapes Superman 10/10.

What does Goku have to do with Thor vs the Dmc verse?

you must really like Goku's cock so much, and that's why you're bringing him up in fight he's not even him.

He's in your head, though.

That's right. Get mad, Squall 😄

Same could be said about u.
hmm