Jesus vs Snake Eyes

Both get a sword.

Who wins?

I am offended by this thread.

Christian Jesus saves Snake Eye's soul and they become good buddies and go around helping people.

TWD Jesus gets his ass raped.

But he would probably enjoy it.

Christian Jesus doesn't have enough on-panel MA feats to suggest that he stands a chance against Snake Eyes.

jesus has no combat feats, hes all space cheese. well actually we have seen how he fairs in combat LOL

Originally posted by SamZED
Christian Jesus doesn't have enough on-panel MA feats to suggest that he stands a chance against Snake Eyes.

Christian Jesus wins his battles with the power of Hippy Love.

TWD Jesus could only get saint hood if he kills rick.

Originally posted by SamZED
Christian Jesus doesn't have enough on-panel MA feats to suggest that he stands a chance against Snake Eyes.

It's TWD Jesus, you noob 😛

Originally posted by ghostman
jesus has no combat feats, hes all space cheese. well actually we have seen how he fairs in combat LOL

He picked up a live grenade and threw it back. They only had something like a 2 second fuse, so it was basically an impossible feat. (Afterwards, Negan told them to start holding onto the grenades until the last minute, and their reaction was basically "You know we'll blow ourselves up, right?"😉

Snake Eyes, as in GI Joe Snake Eyes?

😬

Jesus.
He has resurrection powers.

Originally posted by cdtm
He picked up a live grenade and threw it back. They only had something like a 2 second fuse, so it was basically an impossible feat. (Afterwards, Negan told them to start holding onto the grenades until the last minute, and their reaction was basically "You know we'll blow ourselves up, right?"😉

Dwight told them that, not Negan.

Yeah, it was pretty awesome... for a comparison, "Amazing" Spider-Man got wtfpwned by a single grenade.

Originally posted by Estacado
Jesus.
He has resurrection powers.

He also must of secretly been one of those green lanterns with an aversion to wood. Since you know..crucified and all.

He also takes 3 days to resurrect. I mean shit f*cking Wolverine heals quicker then that.

Originally posted by Surtur
green lanterns with an aversion to wood

😆

Haven't heard of that, it's really a weakness for some GLs?

Yep, Alan Scott had some version of it. Just go onto wikipedia right now and read the utterly f*cking hilarious description of his powers:

"Invulnerability to any weapon not made of wood."

Yep, it actually says that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Scott

And it stuck even when his power source of The Starheart was retconned as the embodiment of all dark magic in the universe, and he absorbed the entire thing.

Ironically, he sticks to Earth, the only place in the universe with wood, instead of doing cosmic stuff with Kyle or something..

He also discovers his powers' weakness to wood when he is bludgeoned with a club.[1

His ring could protect him against any object made of metal, but would not protect him against any wood- or plant-based objects.[1]

Omg... facepalm

In fact, there's like a dozen mentions of that weakness in this wiki article... smh.

It sort of explains why Alan Scott has this..almost depressed look whenever you see him. He just knows he could be undone by a splinter. Groot is this guys worst friggin enemy. He has night terrors about him.

I'm guessing if the wood happened to be yellow he'd just outright fade from existence.

😆 😆 😆

Still a step up from the usual "Iron" weakness old magic types have.

You can.actually fire their weakness from.a gun, or run them down in a tank, while with Alan the best you could do is whack him with a club or stab him with a.sharpened stick.