Jesus vs Snake Eyes

Started by StiltmanFTW2 pages
StiltmanFTW CBvF

Or just shoot him with an arrow...

cdtm Restricted
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or just shoot him with an arrow...

Thought about that, but how often do you see a wooden arrow tip? They're usually some sort of metal (Or bone, shale, something non wooden)..

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Removing said tip is not a problem at all... 😛

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's TWD Jesus, you noob 😛
You only say that cause you pray to false gods. Embrace Christian Jesus as your lord and savior. He has the best abs.

Estacado Legendary

Originally posted by Surtur
He also must of secretly been one of those green lanterns with an aversion to wood. Since you know..crucified and all.

He also takes 3 days to resurrect. I mean shit f*cking Wolverine heals quicker then that.


He also has mad magic skillz..
Walking on water, turning water into wine, multiplied the fish and bread stock.

That's almost Dr Strange lvl there.