Palpatine vs. Valkorion Fanfiction

Started by The Ellimist5 pages
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
The fact that you think you've won anything in the last year shows only the depth of your insanity. Even Neph puts up a better defense than you.

😛 You know, people like Mike Wong can get away with flaming everyone because he's actually incredibly intelligent, and almost always right. You, on the other hand, just remind us of all those closet-gay anti-gay politicians when you do so; .ie, we laugh at you.

Not taking me seriously is one thing. What does that have to do with anti-gay, closet homosexuality again, me being neither? Is that just your go to insult? Well that and talking about how incredibly intelligent you and the people you worship are, as if anyone cares. Hint: Nobody does. When did randoms on the internet start believing anyone could possibly care less about their thoughts and opinions of others? I know I sure as hell don't.

Your inability to grasp basic analogies amuses me.

(also, it's actually LOL inducing that you're puffing your chest about how you shouldn't care about what internet people think about you...while you're running around criticizing everyone, on the internet. LOLZ)

My boner reached maximum at "Dark tentacles". But it didn't lead where I wanted so now it's broken.

0/10, will never fap again.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
(also, it's actually LOL inducing that you're puffing your chest about how you shouldn't care about what internet people think about you...while you're running around criticizing everyone, on the internet. LOLZ)

Shows what you know. I only insult people to make them stronger. One as narrow minded as you would never understand.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
My boner reached maximum at "Dark tentacles". But it didn't lead where I wanted so now it's broken.

0/10, will never fap again.

I don't think not-fapping is a good idea given your situation, Lucien.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Shows what you know. I only insult people to make them stronger. One as narrow minded as you would never understand.

Indeed, the amusement you provide does invigorate me.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Thanks for the support and feedback guys.

I made the throne a nexus to show how weak and pathetic Valkorion is.

SW_Legend tbh your writing skills are actually cringe worthy, go back to hating gay people, your allies there will have lower academic standards.


My writing skills are fine. Thank you.

I don't hate gay people; I don't participate in anti-gay movements either. However, I don't find this sexual orientation comforting either; to me, its disgusting. To be honest, I once had a teacher who was gay; he attempted to have relations with me and I felt disgusted by his advances (they were not welcomed). And I kept my distance. Its not funny.

And not liking gay-ism doesn't implies lower academic standards.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
I don't hate gay people; I don't participate in anti-gay movements either. However, I don't find this sexual orientation comforting either; to me, its disgusting. To be honest, I once had a teacher who was gay; he attempted to have relations with me and I felt disgusted by his advances (they were not welcomed). And I kept my distance. Its not funny.

Don't you oppose gay marriage?

And it's not that your writing is generic or unremarkable; its elementary sentence fluency is so awkward that it actually induces cringing.

(Hey, you critiqued me first! 😛)

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Don't you oppose gay marriage?

I do! I won't participate in this kind of wedding even if I am invited. However, I am not crashing gay marriages either; its not my call.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
And it's not that your writing is generic or unremarkable; its elementary sentence fluency is so awkward that it actually induces cringing.

(Hey, you critiqued me first! 😛)


English is not my native language.

Anyways, I critiqued your storytelling; not your writing skills. Your writing skills are fine, IMO.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
I do! I won't participate in this kind of wedding even if I am invited. However, I am not stopping gay marriages either; its not my call.

Why do you oppose them? Is it just because you find homosexuality personally distasteful, or do you actually think it's unethical/harmful?


English is not my native language.

Oh, that's fair (and explains a lot).

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Why do you oppose them? Is it just because you find homosexuality personally distasteful, or do you actually think it's unethical/harmful?

This is would be a lengthy debate and not suitable for this section. So I'd shorten it by saying that I find it distasteful (personally) and not healthy for society (at large) either.

Relationship between males and females remains the best choice for a flourishing society.

^ would your opinion change if Valkorion came out as gay?

I think it's hilarious LeGenD thinks "I do hate gay marriage!" is a stance worth exclaiming. Like seriously, who the **** cares? Unless someone's bending you over the table and whispering, "Call me Papa Bear," into your ear, you shouldn't bother caring.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
^ would your opinion change if Valkorion came out as gay?

No.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
I think it's hilarious LeGenD thinks "I do hate gay marriage!" is a stance worth exclaiming. Like seriously, who the **** cares? Unless someone's bending you over the table and whispering, "Call me Papa Bear," into your ear, you shouldn't bother caring.

Yes, my stance about this shouldn't be brought-up in discussions again and again but some members continue to do so. I visit this section to discuss Star Wars, not my political thoughts.

This was pure gold.

Re: Palpatine vs. Valkorion Fanfiction

Originally posted by The Ellimist
He reached into the Force. Instead, he sensed a singularity of the dark side. Alive, amused, and merciless. Palpatine.
🙂

Nice story, SW_Legend. Although, the voidy thing of Valkorion pissed me off a bit.