The Eternal Empire

Started by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ3 pages

It seems that way, until you take a look at Senya's undercarriage.

@SKILLZ,

He probably impregnated her via artificial insemination.

Valky probably has performance issues, which explains your interest in him.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I dunno. Luke's got a lot under his belt for a guy who's formal training was practically non-existent and who didn't have 14 centuries and 8k Sith Lords to drain.

Luke is the bitchiest Skywalker, bar none, and that's saying something. Being a "real man" doesn't really have much to do with accomplishments, not that Luke really ever accomplished anything long term.

@TEMP:

Sidious didn't get any past his 20's, which explains your interest in him.

His kids love him, actually, which is why they got rid of their mother.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Luke is the bitchiest Skywalker, bar none, and that's saying something. Being a "real man" doesn't really have much to do with accomplishments, not that Luke really ever accomplished anything long term.

Well, to be fair, neither did Valky. Dude's a footnote in galactic history.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
His kids love him, actually, which is why they got rid of their mother.
Then stabbed him in the chest. "Love". Gotcha. 🙂

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Then stabbed him in the chest. "Love". Gotcha. 🙂

Arcann is kind of retarded, so he doesn't understand his feelings most of the time. Let's just say he might be the single, most idiotic villain in Star Wars history. I mean, dude's next level dumb.

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
@TEMP:

Sidious didn't get any past his 20's, which explains your interest in him.

At least I can make that claim.

You've only ever known the calloused touch of your own uncle, I hear.

Arcann's time is done. He had an empire for 5 years, ****ed literally everything up, and then get's his shit stomped in. He's a footnote.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
>Luke
>real man
>topkeksfordays

Don't hate. Luke is more man than Vitiate could ever hope to be.

He's really not though. He's pure angst, and nothing more.

Doesn't even have to say a word, but the bitchiness still flows.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
This thread is about The Eternal Empire, not Luke Skywalker. Stick to the topic at hand.

You mention its militarial ability; I'm just relating that to other entities to quantify that ability relative to the rest of the mythos. I suppose you could restrict discussion to just analysis on an absolute scale if you wanted to, although "how well it can stand against really powerful Jedi" seems to be an important ability.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Luke could solo them all and Valkorion TUF style.
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Luke is the bitchiest Skywalker, bar none, and that's saying something. Being a "real man" doesn't really have much to do with accomplishments, not that Luke really ever accomplished anything long term.

Killing Abeloth is probably the longest term accomplishment in the mythos.

^ also stopping Palpatine and his Force storm that "threatened to consume all of space".

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Killing Abeloth is probably the longest term accomplishment in the mythos.

And then more problems. No one ever accomplishes anything in Star Wars.