Valkorion, the Outlander, DE Sidious, and DE Luke vs. Cosmic Spider-Man

Started by FreshestSlice7 pages

Beyonders are a race.
Valkorion is an entity.

Not sure how they're going to defeat him with their conventional abilities. 😬

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Still waiting to see what Team is supposed to actually do to Cosmic Spider-Man.

Valkorion preoccupies him while Palpatine conjures a Force Storm.

Or

Valkorion unleashes his most potent expression of Force Drain.

/Thread

You think a wormhole can stop the Guardian of Eternity?
You think Valkorion won't just get blasted in the face?

You need to stop, LeGenD. Come back.

The Hulk could solo Star Wars. uhuh

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
You think a wormhole can stop the Guardian of Eternity?
You think Valkorion won't just get blasted in the face?

You need to stop, LeGenD. Come back.

The Hulk could solo Star Wars. uhuh

Spider-Man literally throws the team into outer space, where they choke and die in brutal agony. 🙂

Originally posted by FreshestSlice

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Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Spider-Man literally throws the team into outer space, where they choke and die in brutal agony. 🙂

Really 😮‍💨

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
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LMFAO

Lol @ Dr Strange (or whoever) just peace'ing out as the world blows up with a "goodbye".

It's Strange, I think.

Honestly, I think the Phoenix might do better in this match up. She/it will stomp less.

Why the Pheonix? Why not just throw Dormammu into the thread?

It's hard to think of comparable Marvel characters, okay?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lol @ Dr Strange (or whoever) just peace'ing out as the world blows up with a "goodbye".

Right? 😂

Pick above, Freshest.

Who's the furry guy with black eyes?

That pic is sexy as ****, not going to lie.

I feel like this team could beat the tall gold/black being on the far right

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
Valkorion preoccupies him while Palpatine conjures a Force Storm.

Or

Valkorion unleashes his most potent expression of Force Drain.

/Thread

Kind just wanted to clear this up with you on why this won't happen:

Cosmic Spiderman is infinitely faster and more powerful than even this entire team combined. Even assuming Valkorion pulls his whole, "slow down time" jazz, he still told the Outlander he had to react very quickly, because time had not stopped and if the Outlander waited too long, his decision would have been made for him. Furthermore, mentally reacting and actually acting are two separate faculties entirely. Even if Valkorion can perceive Spidey via slow down time jazz, he still won't be able to legitimately attack before Spiderman annihilates him with cosmic power or throw his ass into orbit. The Outlander and Luke, being mostly physical combatants, (assuming The Outlander = HoT) would get utterly annihilated in an instant by Cosmic's vastly superior power/strength/speed as well. All the while, Palpatine won't have a semblance of a notion of what just happened, and before he pieces it together he'll be launched into the nearest star. This is of course not even mentioning that Spidey has the ability to fly, mess around with time, and transmute matter at a whim. Essentially, this team is orders of magnitude below the likes of Cosmic Spider-Man, or anyone imbued with the Uni-Power, really.

NOTE: The above events can occur in any order.