Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Ah, silence is Golden. 😂

Aha, a new customer: Zareil. And a paying customer as well. *looks at Zareil's generous tip* Finally this place is going somewhere. Dim, sorry I don't know where that woman is, maybe she's still lying exhausted in the closet. I'll fry you some Sando eggs. Thanks, Ush, for covering for finti. He's a bit ill and I was....errr....well.... you know. *gestures in the direction of the secret entrance to the closet*

Finti is the only european allowed to serve drinks here😂 The rest of you Europeans go in your quarantines with the French kettle, and the British mad cows😂
Milkshakes anyone?( from Norwegian cows)

I thought we just had the one Mad Cow from Idaho!!! 😂 🤣 😂

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! 😈 *SLAP!*

Thankyou, can I have another!!!! 😂 🤣 😂

*picks up RC and Dim by their ears, takes them out back, puts them in the airlock, closes the door and opens the outer door. Waits a bit, closes the outer door, lets the water clear, opens the inner door and pulls a soaked RC and Dim back into the hallway*

There. Cooled off now? Oh, RC, looks like a couple of catfish crawled up your pants.

Nah, I'm just pleased to see you. 😂 🤣 😂

*brings Dim back into the bar, drags RC back into the airlock* 😂

Hey, no fair, what did I do??? 🙁

*floods the airlock*

Make sure you wash your mouth as well. 😂

*Bangs on door*

Gurgle, you can't kill what's already dead!!!

But I can wash it down. Want me to close the outer door?

Only if I'm on the inside.

So you're gonna behave from now on?

Damn, you want me to make a promise like THAT! OK, I'll be good for now.

*pushes the button to empty the airlock, opens the inner door and buys RC a drink*

*Sits quietly and enjoys his drink*

Ahem, yes, here I am...was cooking all day yesterday for a St. Pat's party last night...was out of it half the day today...but I managed to make time to come here and.....CONTINUE DRINKING !!!!!! 😂

So where's OUR food? We're starving.