Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Well, with all the creaming and skimming I reckon tou're about 10,000 Republic Credits in the red!

Heck no. With all the weed juice we're selling at the teller at the back to these Gungans, profits are skyrocketing. Just a bit more, say 200 posts and I'll have made enough to build a new bar.

And when RC finally pays his tab, I can retire. 😂

Well, when you finally get somethink decent to drink down here then maybe I will...😂

(Starts preparing an apologetic chair for Zareil).

I'd prefer if you were preparing a drink for me!!!😂

*puts her head on queeq's shoulder*
Can I pleaaaaaaaaaaase have some food?

I don't make the drinks here!

Oh, didn't realise you were now middle management. 😂

Dim, hungry again huh.... 😂

Now, where has Zareil got to? Has he gone to the wrong thread, or something?

(Goes looking)

No I've just gone for a walk about first, now where the hell are you going off to?

This is getting disorienating... queeq seems to be unaccoutnably not around, Zareil, so I'll; get you a drink myself.

Sigh... I suppose this means I DO make the drinks around here, sometimes. Ok, Ratcat, I'll get you one.

Ah finnally you are in here, so whats up buddy boy?

HI Ratcat have you seen Ush around? Anyhow how are you doing a pleasure to make your aquaintence...

Right, glad we got this sortedout...

Welcome to the bar. It;s had a few problems overtime, but it has won trhough. Queeq is in charge here; he makes sure there's not trouble. The Council come here regularly, and queeq serves them well (pun).

queeq's other half Gundark does the cooking, and finiti does the drinks. I'm in charge of Public Relations- mostly with the Gungans, but I'm happy to work with anyone.

Now, there is a very dangerous trash compactor out back, the waste system appears to be a tad unenvironmental, there are several suspected cases of vampirism around, bounty hunters are all over the place, and some nearby Naboo are giving trouble.

So. How are YOU doing?

Personnally as I already stated I'm alright albeit a little tired. You see apart from hunting around and finding nothing I have found myself bogged down by an upcoming essay, the fact that I am the lead in the play Breakfast club, the fact that I am helping the Art work side by doing cartoon s for the adertising, the fact that I have seminars I have to attend and that takes research, the fact that I also have to run a radio show and get an election campaign for programme controller having already served as the Head of promotions as well as thi attending lectures and atempting to have a single momment of amusement. This is generally both reading comics and playing games which you sent. Oh yes and My beautiful fiancee who is currently standing over me reading this is also taking time in a lovely way. Oh and you? master how do you think my training is going both in general and here and also how is your attempts at aiding me likely to be?

Oh yeah and anyone who wishes to talk, just draw up a stool though its late and I'll be retiring soon...

I think we can go great places together... say hi to that girl of yours.

However, if you look at the 'person-o-meter' at the bottom, you'll see that this place is a little empty right now. Though... YOU aren't on that meter. How do you do that? Talented, is he...

Glad to see you have plenty to do, anyway...

Oh well I best drink up an go, If you can aid me on all my quests I shall deeply appreciate it. See you tommorow oh and tell me when to log on and I'll see you then.

Till next time and
As Always gang

The Breakfast Club? That's one opf my altime favorite films. Never seen a stage version but I imagine it can translate very well.

*Finti, still unable to speak serves drinks and sleeping pills to go* and of course milkshakes😈