Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Here's you quadruple Gen Dagobah Single Malt. Down the hatch and I'll poor you another one.

Hey queeq I thought you would be on the dark side in the roleplaying stuff. Seems I have to do the dirty stuff myself🙂
Finti hands around Glen Dagobah ale and milkshakes from sane Norwegian cows of course

*finds pretzels, egg rolls, mini pizzas, dim sum, deli tacos, and oher munches for the bar*

Keo, you're really on the ball here ! Good job ! Errr...should I say man or woman ? 🙂

Poor good knight Ush...just sitting there eating his crackers. Now ya know that's just gonna make you drink more. Then when Edna does get here you're gonna be a sobbing drunk. Not very respectable for a Jedi knight. 😂

Well finti, I may have a few surprises up my sleeve. But so far I decided to team up with Gundy. Sorry dude. It's better for my image if I make it appear as I could be good from time to time. 😂

Well we`ve discussed your time to time before🙂

Yes, it comes and goes. 😂

There is a rumble in the distance and the lights flicker on and off. Then, with a puff of smoke, Edna appears!

She back! I'm sure Ush will be pleased...

Now where is he? Slipped under the bar in a drunken stupor...? 😂

Sorry Ive been extremely busy lately. Couldnt be helped. Honest!

I already tried that one with queeq. No excuse. 😂

I had my ship raided by the imperial fleet and they kept me in a holding cell all weekend?

I haven't heard that one before. Next thing you'd be telling me is that they used a mind probe on you. 😂

Anyway, nice to have you back. Ush won't be so grumpy anymore. Can I buy you a drink, pretty?

*kicks ice machine* *looks under the counter for the new sex stimulation drink, NIAGARA* *saw it on Good Morning, America a little bit ago, herbs and caffeine, a jump start to your sexual prowess, nonalcoholic*

queeq, better order more NIAGARA; it'll be a best seller here. 🙄

(Runs out from the back and hugs Edna).

My life is worthwhile again! Here, have some flowers. I spent ages gathering them up (hands over assortment of flowers)

Right. Tell me where those Imperial @#%$ are. I'll teach them to mess with the Witch...

By the way. Please tell me that you didn't read queeq's suggestions about the wet t-shirt contest... I don't want a mass frogging round here.

*finds bag of flowers* *comes flying out of closet, throws flowers and flower petals all over Edna to welcome her back from broom duty*

welcome home, Edna.

*finally got queeq's posties all covered up until he wakes up and covers all my posties up again*

You know, I can't help thinking that you are working on a diabolic plan of massive proportions, keo.

queeq has her totally under his power....😈

And I handle the drinks Niagara?😈