Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

I should re-read "Splinter". I have it somewhere but it's been years ago when I read it. I remember Luke cutting of Vader's hand though.

Anyway, 212 welcome to the Tavern. Free drinks since you're a newcomer. You picked a good day, I have some steady customers that can be pretty weird, but they're out for a holiday. So enjoy and make yourself at home.

yeah 212 we got Glen Dagobah Ale (mine and queeqs favorite) Stirred Gungan dazzled with Jar Jar blood. We have what ever you want and of course milkshakes from sane Norwegian cows. Crackers with cheese from the same cows, as you may learn this is a EU free zone, have to enforce that rule, have a Glen Dagobah Ale it`s on queeq as usual in the weekends. And if you decide to play the jukebox I have veto right on the songs🙂 No boyband music allowed, that goes for girlpower😘 too. Rock on and 212 welcome to this amazing tavern where nothing can surprise us.

Finti the Norse Jedi
Northerners ruler

Can we play some ABBA? 😂

ABBA ? My master seems to have taken leave of his sense....😂 How about some Ozzy, finti ? 😂 😂

Yeah ABBA is ok, even they are Swedish though.🙂

ABBA is..... OK? Now I am confused and that rarely happens. 😂

Just a flying visit right now... still no Edna? I think we'll have to face the fact she is gone...so much for my profession

Keep the faith, Ush...I'm sure Edna will be back. I mean even I'M gone for like, almost 24 hours at a time ! 😂

Someone's taken her out, I'm sure of it... I'm a failure...

No way. You cannot fail, Ush...you are...OUR ONLY HOPE !!!

(Best Yoda voice)If you leave now, you will destroy all for which Edna has suffered....

Wll, then, I shall AVENGE her death... if she comes back and tells me who killed her, that is.

Hey! The clocks haven't moved on here. We're into BST now! Someone move those posting times on!

BST ? Shall I assume thats British Standard Time ? Please explain to the stupid american. Again. 😛

British Summer Time, as opposed to Greenwich Mean Time. BST was introduced mainly to annoy the Scottish.

How does it annoy the Scottish ?

Something to do with plunging them into darkness at inconvenient times... they've been wanting it all changed for years, but that would only annoy everyone else.

Sounds annoying to me. 😂 The bar sure is quiet tonight.

From the UK side of things, I'm not surprised. As the clocks moved forwards an hour ago, it's now three o'clock.

As in afternoon ? Its 9:15 at night here.

As in morning.

Well, who needs sleep ? I can't think of anything better to do at 3 am that be here ! 😂