Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

queeq's next bar is just waiting in the wings...kind of like Raz's episode 3....😂

Well, the blue print won't be finished about three days before we start building, in true SW fashion. So let's hold it off as long as we can, shall we?

What's the crack here then? I've waiting for a drink for 1/2 hour. Excuse me? I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of otters noses please. Hello?

Just can't get the staff can you!

Finti's the barkeep here, man..you'll have to take your complaints up with him. 😂 Hmmmm....I must see about ordering another drinkbot since finti seems to be busily bent on galactic domination in role-play. 😂 😂

We have plenty of staff. Looking for a job, mech?

The crack is where Dimmy usually sits. She's a bit of a weird girl who can't keep her fingers off those walls. She's harmless though, and so is the crack. It just keeps her company. 😂

Pints of lager? wuz!!! here have som glen dagobah ale and a milkshake. Anyone else to complain? I`ve got steel implants in my boots. Hard on a tush they are!😂

Ouch time. 😂

big boots to fill... vader size are they?

I wouldn't kid around with this guy, keo.

Well, I'm still waiting for Edna. She must be under the power of that unpronounceable evil Witch, or something.

or she`s cleaning the floor.🙂

She doesn't seem like the sort who would stoop to that...

well with the force as my ally a lot of people does things thay dont like😈

And a powerful ally it is too...

Indeed. That Edna is sort of the unpredictable kind, isn't she. She does leave men wanting. 😂

In the sense of never seeing me? Yeah, I see...

Well, she does keep you wanting. You've got to admit, she IS good.

You know, I'm relatively sure she just thinks I'm pathetic. But you think it's love patter...

Hey, I know women. Don't understand them, but DO know them 😂

What does Gundark think?