Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

Started by queeq51 pages

What I tell her to think. 😂

Well my observation is that she's probably playing hard to get. Or else she went to buy more pumpkins. 😂

Bet it's the latter. 😂

Or she's freaked out by all the attention we've been giving her

Hope you notice this, want to chatting?

Oh, like I'll find her there... but yes, of course. I'm ALWAYS monitoring the chat rooms for you.

She's not coming, is she?

(Pathetic enough yet? I was thinking I might freak out later on and come in one day with a shotgun- 'mild-mannered Ushgarak shoots self in foot while attemping massacre', sort of thing. You;re pretty much the director around here, queeq- what do you think? You're still going with the wedding plan, I suppose...)

Before you go postal on us, Ush...why don't you just drop her an e-mail ???? 😂

electronic flowers. how romantic, queeq barf bags quick😂

Business is going well I see. Yep, sometime tonight I'll be expecting to perform the wedding ceremony of our Disney couple. I'll sent out a few bats to contact Edna. She has a "date" tonight. 😈

(Gundark beats finti to the jukebox)

"Mystery Date....who will be my Mystery Date?.....will he be a dream ? MMMMMMMMMM Or a dud ? BLECK ! 😘

😂 😂 😂

😘 Finti wonders about starting a contest of worst song from the juke box.🙂

Hmmmm, Looks like things have been busy in the Tavern while I've been away.

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...Give me the strongest damn drink you have and make it quick before I shoot my chemistry teacher!

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Oi! Drink! NOW!

(Gets Edna a drink)

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Now Edna is going postal too. Well you and Ush will make a great pair. 😂

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I can't even stay long... this is so tragic...

I don't e-mail Edna because that is outside the parameters of the soap opera.

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**Gulps it down faster than the speed of light**

Thanks! I needed that! Bet you didnt think I was coming back did ya!

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No, actually, I had you listed as dead, while the others made 'amsuing' comments about us.
Heck, I have to go in five, because other people want to use the phone here... when are you back again?

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I cant stay long either. Have to go and hit the books before my chemistry teacher tells me I am going to fail A level chemistry again. Roll on Easter Holidays! (Wow! They actually start tomorrow!)