Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

"What Lies Beneath". Also with Michelle Peiffer. That woman could wear a sackcloth and look gorgeous in it. (No lesbianism intended, my usual disclaimer). 😂

Is that the "Don't go near the Tub" film?

That's right. I think its the same tub they used in "fatal attraction". 😂

Got ya, that's one of those films I kept saying I'd see and then never did.

It kept me guessing for a little while...I like movies than keep you somewhat in suspense.

You should see "The Shawshank Redemption" then.

Pity? Great! Could I have a worse name?

I wasnt sure whether I liked that film or not. It was one of those films that you come out of feeling really confused. I couldnt tell whether I loved it or hated it! It took me about half an hour to get used to the fact that Harrison Ford was the bad guy. Him? A murderer? No way! I couldnt believe it! It just seemed wrong!

He played a bad guy before. Well, at the beginning at least: Regarding Henry.

Here's an idea, Edna, why don't I kill Ush and you can revive him. That'd be a great idea for the celebration.

If you killed him, who says I would want to revive him?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Our little secret.

And that doesn't sound very nice. 😂

I didnt mean it? Gee why does everyone always take me so seriously?

Neither did I. 😂
Believe me Edna, I rarely take things seriously. You're a pretty cool witch, I dig you. Care to join my army?

Ah! queeq is moving again!

I must come up with a counter-plan...

No, you can have her for the other stuff. I just want a business relationship with her. 😂

How many people are in your army, queeq?

Other stuff... that sounds like honour impuning again... you big impuner you.

I'd better be here for post 1000; it's getting tricky to judge.

QUEEQ THE IMPUNER. Hmmmmm, I like the sound of that. 😂

1000 posts almost there. And I can't tell you about my army. It's supposed to be a secret.

Oh, but you invite Edna in... after all my tireless work...

Well, I haven't taken sides yet. Maybe I shall create an army of my own...

Hang on a mo... run that 'killing me' part by me again?