Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

True. Basically we're talking BBC2 at Christmas movies.

Another good prison related movie is "blood in - blood out". Difficult to get hold of but a classic.

OK, time for me to hit IMDB for that one, never heard of it.🙁

What's that about then, mech?

SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION???????? 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

I absolutely and uncontrollably love that film! Morgan Freeman just gives the most amazing performance! How on earthcould anyone not love that film! It is my all time favourite (after SW of course!)!

Morgan Freeman is an outstanding actor IMHO

It's okay. But "absolutely love it" goes a bit far, IMHO OC. No offense, Edna. 😂

Never known Absolute Love huh?

OC?

In My Humble Opinion OF COURSE

Ah ha! Got it! Sorry not with all the short hand! Just me being dum again!

I still wanna know about queeq and his lack of Absolute Love.

I do think you misread that, RC. But don't worry about it, reading is hard and dyslexia is really the thing tobe these days. Or so I hear. 😂

I'm afraid I have some bad news. My animation programme died on me this afternoon so Im not going to be able to provide the entertainment for the 1000th post celebrations. My spell was only half finished when the programme self-destrusted and really isnt ready to be shown in public. Sorry guys!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh Edna, how can we help out? Can I offer some rendertime on my computer perhaps?

And if not, we'll push this thing to 2000. 😂

You see I got the important bit done with the actual conjuring but then it looks a little naff without all the fancy bits such as the introduction and the opening and closing curtains. I have all the animations but need my programme to superimpose them and link them together. Im so annoyed. Ive been trying to fix it but the programme is pretty ancient and just isnt responding.

There's an ancient remedie you might try: hit it, kick it, yell at it. 😂

I dont think that will work. It was a really old version of an animation thing that Dad got free with something. I will root around in his magazines to see if I can find another freebie somewhere. You never know. I might be lucky!

Ooh Im a knight! When did that happen then?

Looks like about four posts ago.

Can't you download a temporary demo of some sort. There usually are things like that on the net you can use for free for a week or so.

Uh oh, sounds bad.