Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

If we make posting here our priority, perhaps we can boost it all the way.

But I still have to think of a name for the new bar. And a location.

Well, I did kind of suggest to Edna about a Bespin location so she could be in the clouds where she belongs...

So? Sith have no business in clouds. Besides, Bespin sucks. There's only gas there, so we'd have to get up there in Cloud City. Come on, man. Let's go to Malastare instead or something.

On the pod racing circuit! We can commentate...

How about Luke's Last Womp-Rat Run on Tatooine ? 😂

We were on Tatooine already. The Blue Milk Bar was in Mos Leche.

In the Death Star.

I was thinking about that actually. Good call, Ush.

I'm getting into my stride...

Well, the bar LOOKS very crowded now. And my dear witch seems to be here... yet where are the posts?

Yes, everyone: please only post here now. And we'll get it to 1000 in no time.

(Ushgarak is dressing smartly for Edna's benefit...)

Well I liked the name anyway. 😛

Ya know Dimmy is outside standing by with the wrecking ball....😂

This is going too slow. I'm afraid I won't make it at this pace.

(Ushgarak is looking at his watch, counting the seconds before Edna turns up...)

Hmmm...no, scratch that. RAZ is outside with the wrecking ball. 😂

Hey I'm at the office and I've got to go home now before the sickos show up in the parking lot. I'll catch ya later....🙂

Please tell me Edna IS coming in...

I give up! I flaming give up! I managed to get the animation program to work but that is no good as I no longer have use of Paint shop pro. I tried doing it without but its no use! I cant do it! I am so angry! So fed up! A load of hard work for nothing! It was looking so promising as well!

Oh and about the location for the new bar! Hows about burried deep inside a big rock in some asteroid belt so that only those daring enough to enter the asteroid belt will reap the benefits of an elite bar such as this! Just an idea!

Edna, your anger only makes you more fair... and you are looking enchanting tonight... no pun intended. As you sadly cannot perform your trick, wemus make our own entertainment...

(Gently takes Edna's right hand and kisses it)

May I have this dance?

Only if you dont mind me standing on your feet? Did i tell you I radiate clumsiness?

I'll take that chance- for a dance with you is reward indeed...let's dance here until post 999, then queeq can have the last when he is back, then they can close it...