Jabba's Underwater Tavern - your host: Darth Chaos

So what are we dancing to anyway? Is queeq actually not being a cheap scate and has he actually hired in some proper entertainment? The modal Nodes perhaps?

Umm... I think he'd put all his eggs in your basket as it were... perhaps a stirring Gungan song?

Well Ive always been quite partial to wookie folk songs myself!

Hey, they're quite upbeat. Perhaps they will help cheer you up... Wookie it is.

Let's go...

I think it would be safer if I rode on my broomstick as we danced. That way I dont injure your feet. Unless you dont mind of course!

I don't mind at all, but on second thoughts, the broomstick is more your style...

Thats one thing I have going for me. I certainly have style!

And such style it is... so, any closing thoughts, as the bar reaches twilight?

I think I might post my unfinished spell anyway to celebrate even if it isnt very impressive!

I'll love it anyway! And it will make queeq happy...

Ooh look! Derek has come to join in the festivities!

What-ho, Derek!

Well, this is a pleasant way to end the evening. Dancing with my Witch as she performs her impressive spells... and this gets me thinking...

Did Dim set a limit on this thread?
Will it be closing at 1k or do you want it to carry on?

I want to take it to 999, let queeq make one more post, and then close it. But I want to finish this conversation eith Edna first...

Liberatum nostro ataum ditata monteo!

OOh...

Edna, as you know we've had an enjoyable relationship since I first asked you about your Comic Relief-based pyjama marathon. And this is the second of two good nights we've had in the bar... we're good friends, but many other people seem to think we are so much more...

Thinking about that, and seeing that this is only an on-line relationship in any case... how about we consider ourselves an item? For everyone else's sake, if not our own? It's certainly something I would love...

(This could be your cue to hit me with the bottle...)

Ssshhhhhhhhh! This is a very delicate incantation. Any word out of place could send paranormal forces way out of control!

Now where was I...

...Tintata decora revealum tonata vonici di antirus do te apearum!

(Sorry about the loading time!)

Sorry... but oh, that's marvellous! What exactly is it (hand on sabre...)

But we are running out of room fast, so... as I just popped the question, I await your answer

Well it is a manifestation of the force energy remaining from the emotional death of the sith lord! The flames act as a photonic focal point so that the ever lasting image of vader himslef can be displayed for all to see!

And in answer o your question. Im not sure. I think I should keep you waiting a little longer!

Well, then, I'll just have to kiss you goodnight (though we can continue in other threads...)

(Kisses Edna)

Dum-dum-dum...

Will Edna hit Ushgarak with a bottle? Will this be the start of a beautiful relationship? Will the Vader spirit kill Ushgarak and leave Edna a broken and twisted shell of her former self? Or did queeq sabotage it and then he and Edna get married?

Find out... in the new bar!

Ok guys, I'd like to request no more posts here, except for one final closing comment by queeq when he returns, and one shut-down message from the mods.

Nice drinking here, guys...

(Looking downwards)

Hey! I thought queeq copuld make post 1000... never mind, he can do 1001...