Originally posted by The_Tempest
Ell, Ziggy's campaigning so zealously for your place as president of my fan club. Next year's election gon be close tbh. 😬
😐 What "fan club" do you speak of? My adulation for you is not that of a fan - it is that of a believer, a follower of the Way. You are a God, not a mere celebrity idol.
Ziggy will masturbate to you - I will bleed for your eternal salvation.
Bless me, heavenly Gideon,
forgive my erring powerscaling.
Grant me strength to debate for Thee,
put nuance in my threads.
Give me logic,
enough to make me intelligent.
So I may debate all people
with my mind, not my heart.
Teach me to be argumentative
in everything I post,
Content to trust Your wisdom
and to follow after You.
Help me when I contradict myself
and hear me when I type,
And receive me in Thy server
to debate with Thee someday.
Amen.