Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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^ F***ed up with the spoilers and can’t edit.

And I can't quote.

1 - guessed Rey's parents were nobodies during watching TFA, so not a surprise.

2 - illusion was nice, but Luke f*cking dying because of the exhaustion it caused was ridiculous 😂 Don't care that he died peacefully. Very cheap. And so much reminding us of Kenobi's death.

3 - developed? lol. His only chance at getting any development is getting resurrected in IX and having some sufficient screentime.

4 - no, it was a TOTAL waste of the character who has conquered the entire Internet via memes...

5 - good. At least we agree on something.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And I can't quote.

1 - guessed Rey's parents were nobodies during watching TFA, so not a surprise.

2 - illusion was nice, but Luke f*cking dying because of the exhaustion it caused was ridiculous 😂 Don't care that he died peacefully. Very cheap. And so much reminding us of Kenobi's death.

3 - developed? lol. His only chance at getting any development is getting resurrected in IX and having some sufficient screentime.

4 - no, it was a TOTAL waste of the character who has conquered the entire Internet via memes...

5 - good. At least we agree on something.

1. The reason it was still a question on people’s minds for the last 2 years is that her being a nobody didn’t explain how she can match the power of a Skywalker. They had to explain that but did it in a surprising way by keeping her as a nobody.

2. Didn’t like him dying either. But that was a feat far beyond anything we’ve seen before. I liked how even when he’s being a total powerhouse, he’s doing so in a pacifist way. I’m sure he wouldn’t have died if he did it from somewhere else in the same system. Or perhaps even a system close by.

But I didn’t buy his reason for hiding in the first place. And nor did Hamill.

3. Talking about Kylo. Snoke was clearly nothing more than a plot device, which was part of the surprise.

4. But hey you cared right? It’s hard to care or feel for ransoms being lost. But yeah hey should have given him more screen time first.

5. There’s literally no good reason for not including Lando by now. But that’s down to TFA as well.

Exactly, Ackbar had next to no screentime... so his death meant nothing. Disney excels at messing up death scenes of epic characters, sigh.

The most memorable scene of TLJ is Luke milking that f*cking alien. You really wanted Luke's story to end this way?

*in Emperor's voice* Rian Johnson will be hunted down and defeated! durhulk

Kylo... meh, still don't care about him much... too bad he got rid of the helmet; he really needed it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Exactly, Ackbar had next to no screentime... so his death meant nothing. Disney excels at messing up death scenes of epic characters, sigh.

Ackbar's voice actor died. Rather then replace him, they killed off the character. I don't see the problem. In the films, he is nothing more than a background character who became a meme.

Didn't know about that. RIP.

No, he was pretty important in RotJ. Definitely deserved a better death than what TLJ offered us.

He was a General Dodonna level character. The only reason anyone remembers him rather then Dodonna or Rieekan is because he had a unique designed and became a meme.

He was remembered because people rewatched the OT hundreds of times and recognize even the z-list characters...

You're a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, ares.

Originally posted by ares834
Ackbar's voice actor died. Rather then replace him, they killed off the character. I don't see the problem. In the films, he is nothing more than a background character who became a meme.

What happened to Mon Mothma?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b] Its all Disney Cares about. They don't give to Bantha PooDoos about the Fans. [/B]

so... WB dioesn't care aboit making money??? Sony doesn't care about making money?? are you really this dumb and ignorant?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b] Snoke was a Joke. [/B]

I read something earlier that Snoke is alive, but i just have to find it

When you're relying on Jar Jar Abrams to save the trilogy that's not the greatest thing ever. That being said I already KNOW what's going to happen in the next installment so it doesn't matter.

Rey beats Kylo once and for all. WOAH!? SHOCKER RIGHT GUYS?!

But where Luke was a TOTAL FAILURE in every way possible, Rey is going to save the galaxy forever and show the pathetic Luke that we got how it's done. She'll be the one that brings balance to the medi-chlorians.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
so... WB dioesn't care aboit making money??? Sony doesn't care about making money?? are you really this dumb and ignorant?

I read something earlier that Snoke is alive, but i just have to find it

I seen to recall that there were a Literal Shit Ton of Fan Theories this movie seemed to go out of its way to toss into the shredder.

The Joe Crew makes some good points.

YouTube video

Originally posted by quanchi112
So don't waste your time anymore. Your feelings are dead and you lack passion. Do something else with your pitiful existence.

Nah. I am having to much fun.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]The Joe Crew makes some good points.

YouTube video [/B]


And then he later did this...

YouTube video

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
And then he later did this...

YouTube video

Yeah but if you have to Buy Books to get the Full Story. That is Pure Disney BullSHIT!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Yeah but if you have to Buy Books to get the Full Story. That is Pure Disney BullSHIT! [/B]

No no, after the Han Solo film, all will be explained and revealed in the spinoff called Tyranny One: A Snoke Story!

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
When you're relying on Jar Jar Abrams

😂

Not sure whether that was typo or intentional but either way, lol.