You vs. The Zombie Scourge... Choose Your Weapon!!!

Originally posted by marwash22
lol. they're not gonna beat a pregnant woman to death on television. They don't have the balls. This ain't HBO.

Phuck that. I hope he drops her ass

Originally posted by marwash22
^ the noise is only a problem if there are a fck ton of zombies around you in a small space you can't escape from.

also, the stips say we can't use any other weapons, it said nothing about using ingenuity. if the show has taught us anything, it's how to lead zombies away with car horns while you run the opposite direction.

apparently a single gunshot will bring all the zombies to me, but a loud ass car alarm blaring continuously wont have the same effect.

m'kay.

also, why would i need several people to set off an alarm and then run the opposite direction? I'm not trying to steer the horde anywhere, just distract them.

^ You've got to free your mind from the parameters of the show. 👆

And again: you *would* distract some of them, but certainly not all of them. The one's you'd run past, for example, would obviously start pursuing you.

Originally posted by Galan007
^ You've got to free your mind from the parameters of the show. 👆

Originally posted by Galan007
The one's you'd run past, for example, would obviously start pursuing you.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You'd end up cutting your foreskin off.

Which is probably not a bad idea if it's diseased.

Galan is 100% correct.

I mean that the comic-verse doesn't have many of the ridiculous plot-points the show has... Especially concerning Walkers and such.

I think you're underestimating the sheer amount of Walkers you'd be dropped in the middle of. Can you outrun them? Yes. That said, they have unlimited stamina, you don't. Eventually, you *would* grow tired, and your path *would* be cut-off by them(or other would-be survivors)... Especially if your only plan is running balls-out while trying to conserve 30 bullets. /shrug

Originally posted by Badabing
Galan is 100% correct.

Originally posted by Galan007
I mean that the comic-verse doesn't have many of the ridiculous plot-points the show has... Especially concerning Walkers and such.

I think you're underestimating the sheer amount of Walkers you'd be dropped in the middle of. Can you outrun them? Yes. That said, they have unlimited stamina, you don't. Eventually, you *would* grow tired, and your path *would* be cut-off by them(or other would-be survivors)... Especially if your only plan is running balls-out while trying to conserve 30 bullets. /shrug

i'd survive longer than you and your baseball bat. lol.

I'd give you

Spoiler:
the Glenn and Abe treatment.

Question:

Spoiler:
when Rick was about to stick that axe in Negan's skull, what did he use to stop it from happening?

Hint:

Spoiler:
it wasn't a baseball bat

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^ It would have been overkill to use Lucille in that scenario, you pleb. She's reserved for special occasions. 👆

Has this thread de-railed into a discussion of the show?

details about the show were in our posts, but unlike your post, ours were relevant to the thread.

Its a Walking Dead Thread. RELEVANT was never a part of the equation.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Has this thread de-railed into a discussion of the show? [/B]

Originally posted by Galan007
Bias aside, I would honestly choose Lucille for basically the same reasons you did.

The fact that we think alike, is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever read.

If I was able to seek out better protection for myself than just a regular pair of cotton pants, I'd go with the +3 club. Less chance of injuring myself, while having decent stopping power. Now if only I could get my hands on some magazines to wrap around my arms, and shins. Is that even allowable?

Too bad Hershel's shotgun is not one of the options... 😂

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