Tell me how you pee

Well I for one pee sitting down. Have done for the last 10 years or something. It all started when I'd get up in the middle of the night when I was still half asleep. Eventually and quickly it began to bleed into my every day lucid life. Now you can find me sitting down and peeing in alley ways, fields, backs of buses...essentially anywhere I find myself needing a pee...I'll just sit right on down and pee there. Really was birthed from laziness but later on I was told it's better for your prostate so now I tell people that's why I do it. My prostate being amazing is a fairly decent byproduct though, to be fair.

Tonight I peed standing up just to see if I still could. I could. Literally got every drop in the toilet. Which I felt was pretty good.

How do you guys pee? I'd really love to hear all about it.

Out my Butt!!

with my penis

These are both great pee stories

Freely

Happily.

I like to be different so I use the superman technique

You wear glasses?

upside down. I normally have a raging erection so I have to aim it whilst doing a hand stand. admittedly the early days were messy but I got the hang of it eventually

I KNEW that was how walshy pees ^

Living in such divisive times it's comforting at the very root of it all we all still have peeing in common

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
I KNEW that was how walshy pees ^

Originally posted by Dyno
Living in such divisive times it's comforting at the very root of it all we all still have peeing in common

whilst it does seem to be at our core. could any diffrences strike tensions between us ?

I bet dyno made this thread cause he has a golden showers fetish

its a good fetish

I can only pee when there's a llama that's dancing to the, Black eye Peas song, Hy Humps around.

you sir are a credit to our race

Originally posted by walshy
I bet dyno made this thread cause he has a golden showers fetish

Nah but if anyone wanted to buy some of my pee I'd be cool with that

Standing up
Or sitting down.
In the shower
On the ground.
In someone's face
Or on the stairs.
If no one sees
Then no one cares.
Peeing is a lovely thing.
Makes monkeys cry
And froggies sing.