Tell me how you pee

I pee standing up. But since I poop 3 times a day, I usually only pee once or twice a day, standing up. Usually, I poop and pee at the same time.

I would think that the real question is How much JerkMaterial is this creating for Dyno?

And quite a few others....

Originally posted by Dyno
Nah but if anyone wanted to buy some of my pee I'd be cool with that

how much and when can I get it by. I have a test next friday

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
you sir are a credit to our race

Thanks mane

Peeing used to be this easy thing. Aside from having shy pee in which I would have talk to myself but still was easy. Now I have to hop and roll and hope I actually sit on the bowl.

Brokenankleproblems

Not sure who made this info graphic but he forgot to lift the seat.

I pee like every hour now. I used to not use public toilets until I was like 19.

I still don't use public toilets or as I like to call them "biological warfare stations"

Pee out past the third tree like a civilized person.

I've peed and pooped in trenches and had to burn the excrement and stir it with a shovel.

And yet there are some public bathrooms i've been to where i'm all 'Nope. I'll hold it'.