Can Palpatine create life like Darth Plagueis could?

Started by Azronger4 pages

Can Palpatine create life like Darth Plagueis could?

It is officially confirmed that Palpatine really had a son:

When the SPIN Rapid Response Team rescued the pacifist Triclops — the Emperor’s real son, whom Palpatine considered among his greatest personal failure.

--The Star Wars Spy Game SPIN Declassified.

However, it is heavily implied Triclops was not conceived via sexual reproduction. His mother, Sly Moore, had been greatly interested in the midi-chlorian manipulation techniques of the late Darth Plagueis:

However, Moore herself had come into the possession of Force-sensitive DNA from an undisclosed source and was deeply interested in a technique once perfected by Darth Plagueis: influencing the midi-chlorians to create a zygote in a fertile female.

--Barely Tolerable: Alien Henchemen of the Empire, Part 3

Here it is further alluded to:

The ultimate proof however comes by way of the fact that Palpatine has no reproductive organs, lacking any kind of genitalia, as we discover from the Dark Empire comics:

The evidence is heavily stacked in favor of Palpatine being able to create life via his mastery of the dark side. What are your thoughts?

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I hope this thread is a joke, but I can't tell.

I don't think they'd show genitalia in a comic geared towards a young audience..your post was fine until that part.

Azronger expecting them to draw in Palpatine's two-incher. 😂

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Originally posted by Zenwolf
I don't think they'd show genitalia in a comic geared towards a young audience..your post was fine until that part.

Well, it shifts the burden of proof to the opposing party.

And no, this thread is not a joke.

Originally posted by Azronger
Well, it shifts the burden of proof to the opposing party.

this boi wanting ppl to discuss if palpatine got a dick or not wtf

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Azronger expecting them to draw in Palpatine's two-incher. 😂

If Palpatine had a penis, ROTS Palpatine's would be longer than Plagueis's, whose is longer than the average human penis, and ROTJ Palpatine's penis would be 1000 times longer than ROTS Palpatine's. Surely it would've kept growing to the point of DE. So if DE Palpatine had a penis, it would surely be planetary level in size.

Azronger, don't be afraid to come out the cubboard, m80.

DMB making great points. mmm

Any Valkorion fans want to argue in favor of the Eternal Empire being larger than planetary size?

We can speculate that the reason he was killed in Chapter 1 was due to the hinderment of movement due to how massive it was.

And this is what happens when a perfectly serious thread is ruined by horny teenagers.

You seriously expect people to take an argument using dicks as evidence seriously?

Originally posted by Azronger
And this is what happens when a perfectly serious thread is ruined by horny teenagers.

You haven't been here long enough to be dishing out insults, tbh.

We're horny teenagers?

M8, I've made plenty of jokes about people on KMC sucking Palpatine's dick, but you are the first person I've seen literally fixating on his genitals.

Congratulations, you've taken Sidious wanking to a disturbing level that nobody has ever taken it to before.

Imma be honest, I don't consider myself a particularly biased individual when it comes to Star Wars, but...this thread being serious is a little disturbing.

According to some old drafts of RotS, yes.

This should help sort out the confusion:

...You're welcome. 👆

Originally posted by Azronger
The ultimate proof however comes by way of the fact that Palpatine has no reproductive organs, lacking any kind of genitalia, as we discover from the Dark Empire comics:

And now the adolescent frustration that led him to murder his family maeks perfect sense.

Originally posted by Galan007
This should help sort out the confusion:

...You're welcome. 👆

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