Originally posted by Geistalt
And when was this?
PALPATINE: Anakin, I've known you since you were a small boy. I have advised you over the years when I could ... I am very proud of your accomplishments. You have won many battles the Jedi Council thought were lost . . . and you saved my life. I hope you trust me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Of course.
PALPATINE: I need your help, son.
ANAKIN: What do you mean?
PALPATINE: I fear the Jedi. The Council keeps pushing for more control. They're shrouded in secrecy and obsessed with maintaining their autonomy . . . ideals. I find simply incomprehensible in a democracy.
ANAKIN: I can assure you that the Jedi are dedicated to the values of the Republic, sir.
Originally posted by Nephthys
Do you think Sith brush their teeth?I bet they don't.
Fvcking degenerates.
It is known Sheev had concubines.
More of that night at the Emperor's reception returned to her. Aunt Celly, plump and pink-faced with her fading fair hair looped into the sort of lacquered confection of twirls, pearls, and artificial swags popular twenty-five years previously, had taken her aside and whispered conspiratorially, "It's a hotbed of intrigue, dear; just terrible." She'd glanced across at the slender exquisite concubines. "I'm told they're all at daggers-drawing, my dear. Because of course, whoever can provide him with a child, that child is going to be his heir."
Children of the Jedi
Despite the tabloids’ inability to corroborate these lurid tales, Palpatine’s appetites for concubines — such as his courtesan-cum-assassin Roganda Ismaren — was well known, and the Imperial public latched onto the sensationalistic title “Queen of the Empire” bestowed on Moore by the Galactic Gossip.
Barely Tolerable: Alien Henchmen of the Empire Part 3
Do you guys think this debunks my evidence about Sheev not having a dick? I would say no, because it is not confirmed if Sheev fucked them with a dick, or by some other means. What other means, you ask? Well, Sheev has historically proven himself to orgasm to his own Force Lightning:
Another staggering, painful step and the apprentice was within the Emperor's reach. With shaking fingers, he took the old man's bony shoulders in his hands and gripped them tight. Sith Lightning spread to engulf the two of them, fueled by their desperations. The Emperor tipped back his head and howled in lasvicious pain.
The Force Unleashed Novelization
The definition of lascivious is "feeling or revealing an overt sexual interest or desire." My theory is that Sheev had Force Lightning orgy parties with his bitches, (kinda like how girls are electrocuted and they like it, if you've ever seen that kinda shit on the internet), and thus a dick is not required.
Sheev doesn't possess a penis 👆