Physical Standards in a Relationship

I vote Quite important, but then I'm a shallow d-ck... so I've been told.

Extremely important. I will settle for nothing less than perfection, while ignoring my own glaring physical faults and expecting prospective partners to ignore them as well.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Extremely important. I will settle for nothing less than perfection, while ignoring my own glaring physical faults and expecting prospective partners to ignore them as well.

how are things going so far ?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Extremely important. I will settle for nothing less than perfection, while ignoring my own glaring physical faults and expecting prospective partners to ignore them as well.

Bet that guy is a pro at slipping chicks a mickey.

Mickey Mouse sized penis!!!! 😱 😉

Harvest mice have a wang half the size of their bodies.

!!

Urs but they have tiny bodies!

Put in human terms, your dick would be the size of your entire leg. A third leg if you will.

There aint nothing human about THOSE terms! 😱

Spoiler:
In a jar...

The majority of men will never have an extremely attractive mate. Basically you have to have a shitload of money or famous to have a smoking hot partner like Tina Guo (https://youtu.be/hJc9Fko0mf4). Ever hear the phrase "no ugly people on TV"?

My ex was decent looking, but had a killer personality, gorgeous legs and beautiful smile. But I don't like to talk about why broke up after 5 years. Just make sure you two are in a relationship for the right reasons. Not just for awesome sex or having a trophy, but reasons only known to you.

Why is it just the men that won't have the hottest chicks?

Don't some chicks have to settle on a plain dude...?

Because mine did. Lots of chicks that are smoking hot are going out with dudes clearly out of their league.

Quite & Somewhat, 2 way tie!

What movie is that???

I know that's Jamie Foxx, but I don't know who the other guy is and that makes it difficult to determine what movie, I got that gif at random and wasn't paying much attention where, I just save URLs with a brief description for reaction gifs.

actually, i think thats Damon Wayans Jr.

by the looks of it its this, as far as i know...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587678/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_33