What buisness would you open in comic book universe

Started by beatboks3 pages
Originally posted by riv6672
A gentlemen's club where the ladies would dress as that 'verse's most popular heroines.
Call it The Comic Strip.

How much wouldnI pay to be bound bybWonder Womans lasso and whipped with Catwoman's cat of nine tales?? 😉

Can I also assume your Zee look alike takes it from beh___ arrh does things backwards

black Canary is a screamer right

Like how this thread turned

Originally posted by Dareangel
i know i would open an insurance company in metropolis. the car insurance premium must be insane in that city. what buisness would you open?
I'd start a construction company that specializes in repairing/rebuilding commercial-sized buildings and whatnot... One battle and you'd be set for life 👆

Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
Would probably sell a crap ton of Kryptonite and get out
😂

I'd want a business that deals with radioactive materials. Within a few years something would almost definitely happen to give me super powers. Especially if I adopted a "jump on the grenade" type mentality anytime something went wrong lol

I think the Power broker was this shadow organization from Avenger/Captain america comics that was making superhumans (10-ton level bricks) and there was Damage control which was a company that fixed areas after superhuman fights. They even almost got a network tv show or something like that

beatboks is banned from my club.

Originally posted by riv6672
beatboks is banned from my club.

yeah he seems like the type of guy who will touch the dancers and cause trouble

Originally posted by Galan007
I'd start a construction company that specializes in repairing/rebuilding commercial-sized buildings and whatnot... One battle and you'd be set for life 👆

damn great idea. only thing is, you will probably want to make statistics and avoid taking projects that take place in dangerous areas. wouldnt want to be in the middle of rebuilding something for like half a year, only to get it destroyed once again and start all over. contracts usually bond you until you finish the job. however you could probably change the terms to uncontrollable circumstance that damage your work after lets say 80% of rebuilding. then again i could expend and make insurance for realestate as well. that way people wont be afraid to go into rebuilding contracts.

Originally posted by Dareangel
yeah he seems like the type of guy who will touch the dancers and cause trouble

Been a happily married man for quite some time but in my youth touching the dancers in a strip club was never a problem as long as there was a c-note (or 2) in the fingers doing the touching. 😉

No trouble at all

So you're a pervert AND a liar.

Totally banned.

Originally posted by riv6672
So you're a pervert AND a liar.

Totally banned.

In what way have I lied???
Everyones a pervert its human nature (actually the nature of all livi g things) to strive to propagate.

I'm not the one starting a a brothel BTW. I mean you said gentlemans club and thats the title on the door of every brothel on the Australian Gold Coast (where I live).

Liar? I meant tossing around 'c notes', and i said it tongue in cheek, as i dont know/care what you spent your monopoly money on, in your youth.
Its funny how defensive you got, though, immediately putting down my pretend business like it was a big reveal as to what a brothel is.

I would say something about how its because your pervy hands, and tossed c notes led to your now married state, and you dont like to be reminded, but that'd be mean. 😄

OT: Come down to The Comic Strip, first drink's on the house, folks!

Originally posted by riv6672
Liar? I meant tossing around 'c notes', and i said it tongue in cheek, as i dont know/care what you spent your monopoly money on, in your youth.
Its funny how defensive you got, though, immediately putting down my pretend business like it was a big reveal as to what a brothel is.

I would say something about how its because your pervy hands, and tossed c notes led to your now married state, and you dont like to be reminded, but that'd be mean. 😄

OT: Come down to The Comic Strip, first drink's on the house, folks!

I only got defensive to the term liar.

There is no one alive who would have a lower opinion of myself than me. I've suffered depression most of my life and through my 20's and 30's contemllated suicide on at least a weekly basis. I'm the absolute first to admit there is no way in hell a woman would have had anything to do with me when i was younger without being paid.

No this didnt lead to my marriage (though I came close to marrying a woman I was a former John of). My wife was introduced to me by a work mate. Shes vastly too bloody good for me and deserves much better, and I cant beleive to this day that she tolerates a worthless piece of $#!+ like me. In that regard I'm totally blessed and have been also blessed with three wonderful kids, who to be honest also deserve a better father.

FTR if your club was real I wouldnt darken its doors while my wife lives. I haven't been near a strip bar, brothel, pulic bar or gambling establishment since we married. Given before I knew her I was a drunk who went straight to the pub every day after work and gambled what ever income I didn't drink or spend on hores and strippers thats quite amazing. I expect if she passes before me I'll crawl back into a bottle and my other vices in a heart beat but no way would i put her through that.

Well this thread just got real.

Good job on your sobriety Beatboks!! Proud of you.

Originally posted by Dareangel
damn great idea. only thing is, you will probably want to make statistics and avoid taking projects that take place in dangerous areas. wouldnt want to be in the middle of rebuilding something for like half a year, only to get it destroyed once again and start all over.
Lol, yeah. That's why I'd retire/sell after one large-scale job.

I mean seriously, all I'd need is ONE Sentry/Hulk-level battle:

OR a Captain Atom-esque detonation:

...And I would be set for life. I'm not greedy enough to milk it longer than need-be. 😊

Originally posted by Galan007
Lol, yeah. That's why I'd retire/sell after one large-scale job.

I mean seriously, all I'd need is ONE Sentry/Hulk-level battle:

OR a Captain Atom-esque detonation:

...And I would be set for life. I'm not greedy enough to milk it longer than need-be. 😊

Lol great point 👆

O.T being addicted to gambling I'd become a bookie taking bets on super hero battles. Who each would face nex/when/ who wins/ in what time/ how many innocents die or are hurt/ what level of calatoral damage etc.

Given that i probably couldnt resist raising the stakes again and again I'd make a fortune and probably loose 2.

Originally posted by beatboks
I only got defensive to the term liar.

You sure did! ✅

Originally posted by beatboks
$#!+

You can say shit here. 👆