Wolverine is tied to a chair

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Wolverine is tied to a chair

And he just stands there, taking hits.

How many would it take for the following to KO him?

Daredevil
Captain America (without shield)
Spiderman
Iron Man
Namor
Thor (no hammer)
Thanos

Two scenarios:
1). Hits can be punches, kicks, knees, elbows, headbuts
2). All goes (pressure points, eye gouging whatevs). But still keeping it physical - no repulsor beams, energy attacks, webbing his throat etc.

Cap, Spiderman and Dare Devil break their hands.
Iron Mans gauntlet breaks.
Namor dehydrates, dies.
Jane? gets wet at Logans endurance.
Thor? 9/10? Give or take.
Thanos, maybe two.

2nd scenario is in Logans favour, less compound damage to heal.

the chair solos

So he's tied, standing, to a chair?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So he's tied, standing, to a chair?
Its Marvel.

You all thought I was kidding.

More like the chair from the Bond interrogation scene.

Originally posted by SamZED
More like the chair from the Bond interrogation scene.

You're reading my thoughts.

Let's get a room, Sammie 😍 We'll tell your gf the same thing we always do. You went conquering more of Ukraine.

Bad matchup. Chairs can't even hold Old Man Logan, much less 616 Wolverine.

https://postimg.org/image/62ttq1an5/

Is that Mesmero?

I really thought he was smarter than that 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're reading my thoughts.

Let's get a room, Sammie 😍 We'll tell your gf the same thing we always do. You went conquering more of Ukraine.

My gf is from Ukraine so that won't fly.

I am not saying "no" btw just that we need a different story. 😛

On a job to assassinate Merkel, then.

Parmaniac can confirm it if she asks him 👆

What if instead of punching Little Jimmy in his metal bone'ed head they just keep gut punching him in the stomach...seeing as how it isn't coated in metal. Or just start disemboweling him until him until the organs stop growing back.

Ya know...SOMETHING SMART!?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]What if instead of punching Little Jimmy in his metal bone'ed head they just keep gut punching him in the stomach...seeing as how it isn't coated in metal. Or just start disemboweling him until him until the organs stop growing back.

Ya know...SOMETHING SMART!? [/B]

Little Jimmy?

Wolverine/Logan's real name is "James Howlett(?)" and Jimmy is a nickname for James and Logan is short thus... LITTLE JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Is that Mesmero?

I really thought he was smarter than that 😂


Mesmero's little plan was working until that point too.

Then he derped, got punked by Logan, and later smashed by Rachel. Poor guy.

Did they really use "Mesmero" as the Big Bad in the Logan Movie?

Namor is quite skilled at wielding chars and tables.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Namor is quite skilled at wielding chars and tables.
👆 Even Apocalypse is afraid of his skill with a table.

Where is Ize?