Wolverine is tied to a chair

Started by DarkSaint854 pages

Masturbating.

Furiously.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Masturbating.

Furiously.

Standing on a chair.

Standing on a chair? He flies off during the first hit.

Originally posted by carver9
Standing on a chair? He flies off during the first hit.
Needs to stand on a chair, Logan wants to look'em in their cold dead eyes 👆

All jokes aside, Philo poses an interesting question. I'm not sure there is an answer to it though.

Compared to the streets, he can certainly endure much, much more than his non-healing peers. Whether that means 20,000 punches, or 200, I don't know. It is more damage than a street could reliably expect to inflict over a normal fist fight though.

Thor and such, I don't know. He was still conscious after 7-8 WWH punches, albeit ****ed up. That's about as solid a starting point as any as far as herald strength goes.

I remember a thread some while ago where somebody argued that street levelers would collapse from exhaustion trying to knock out Wolverine. Curious to see the consensus?

problem is he has been ko'd by much less than 8 punches from wwh so finding what a reasonable average is for him is extremely difficult. in some cases i'd say yeah, streets would wear themselves out first, but other showings would indicate they COULD not him out, or hurt him sufficiently to get to the point where he could be ko'd or incapacitated long enough for a forum win. pressure pointing him for wins is a viable option for some high end streets as well. which is why i don't think it's a an automatic given he can beat the best street guys.

Realistically they all hit harder than a random deer so it's strictly possible any of them koes.

Matt, Steve and Parker break their bones in 1) and Logan is fine...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Matt, Steve and Parker break their bones in 1) and Logan is fine...

The deer just walked away as if it was nothing, obviously there is no need for broken bones to ko Logan.

Originally posted by Bentley
The deer just walked away as if it was nothing, obviously there is no need for broken bones to ko Logan.

You do know the deer didn't ko him?

Originally posted by Bentley
The deer just walked away as if it was nothing, obviously there is no need for broken bones to ko Logan.

i lol'd

You know what, Bentley. I liked you more when you were DEAD ahah

Eventually Little Jimmy would starve to death and then his HF would probably stop working so....unless this is the Little Jimmy whose HF is powered by Magical means....ala that Deal with the Death Angel Bullshit.

Originally posted by Ize19
You do know the deer didn't ko him?

rung his bell real good though. how long did it take him to recover?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Eventually Little Jimmy would starve to death and then his HF would probably stop working so....unless this is the Little Jimmy whose HF is powered by Magical means....ala that Deal with the Death Angel Bullshit. [/B]
'little jimmy'

I'm gonna have to murder you 🙁

I remember that Thor KO Wolverine in Uncanny Avengers, but apart from that, what more was enough to do that in Logan in last years?

Originally posted by emu
'little jimmy'

I'm gonna have to murder you 🙁


Will I be tied to a chair when you do it?

Cause I will probaby prefer to be seated....I could use the rest.

🙄

Originally posted by Ize19
You do know the deer didn't ko him?

At least you aren't claiming the deer was Amped biscuits

😂