I wouldn't have minded you going first, this one was hard!
Finally decided on a paranormal investigation firm...
An office manager-Janine Melnitz
A good lawyer-Gomez Addams
3-4 Investigators-Drew Wu, Bobby Singer, Carrie Wells
A Photographer-Kolchak
Transport manager-Ghost of Christmas Past
and some Muscle-Angel
Nixon Investigations
Office Manager: Raymond Reddington (The Blacklist)
Good Lawyer: Mick Haller (The Lincoln Lawyer)
Investigators:
- Jack Reacher (Jack Reacher)
- Thomas Magnum (Magnum P.I.}
- Lisbeth Salander (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
- Mike Hammer (Mike Hammer)
Photographer: Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)
Transport Manager: Barney Ross (The Expendables)
Muscle:
- Luke Cage (Luke Cage)
- Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
Some of my alternate picks for that one I had ready to go.
Office Manager: Amanda Waller (Suicide Squad)
Good Lawyer: Saul Goodman (Better Call Saul)
Investigators:
- Rorschach (Watchmen)
- V.I. Warshawski (V. I. Warshawski)
- Jim Rockford (Rockford Files)
- Fox Mulder (X-Files)
Photographer: Private Joker (Full Metal Jacket)
Transport Manager: Frank martin (The Transporter)
Muscle:
- Hancock (Hancock)
- Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones)
Make a live action Suicide Squad.
Minimum requirements:
One character up the chain of command that gives orders
One good guy baby sitter character
One bad guy field leader the team will follow
6-8 members
No DCEU/MCU characters
US President James Dale claims he has plausible deniability
Hobbs-baby sitter
Tiberius Kirk-field leader
Chucky-stealth killer
Sho Nuff-enhanced martial artist
Dolores Umbridge-Pure evil
Iron Monger-tech muscle
Eve-half alien sexual killing machine
Angel Dust-less angry Rosie O'Donnell muscle
Suicide Squad v2.0
Government Official in Charge: Ward Abbott (The Bourne Identity)
Special Forces Babysitter: Colonel James Braddock (Missing in Action)
Babysitter's Sword-wielding Bodyguard: John McAllister (The Master)
Expert Marksman, Assassin & Team Leader: Mike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad)
Former Psychiatrist Nutjob: Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
Australian Criminal: Mark "Chopper" Read (Chopper)
Quiet One that goes full Firelord: Charlie McGee (Firestarter: Rekindled)
Reptilian with Rage Issues: Gul Dukat (Deep Space Nine)
Sorceress that the team has to fight: Queen Akivasha (Kull the Conqueror)
The Useless Merc that Dies First: Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction)
Literally any team anyone ever makes is going to be better than the actual movie version. That was such a massive clusterfeck of a Squad, they might as well have torn up the comic book it was based on and all gathered around and took a big steaming dump on it... and THAT would still have made more sense than the movie!
Challenge: Cabin in the Woods
Pick one each for the teens on vacation...
The Virgin:
The Fool:
The Athlete:
The Whore:
The Scholar:
As they're driving up to the cabin they meet...
The Harbinger:
{Usually an old guy that gives them an ominous warning)
Pick 2 guys in the control booth releasing monsters...
Senior Office Guy:
Junior Office Guy:
Pick 3 Monsters to hunt down our campers...
Monster 1:
Monster 2:
Monster 3:
Pick one each for the teens on vacation...
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
The Virgin: Allison (she never had sex)
The Fool: Bender (deliberately acted stupid/got in trouble)
The Athlete: Andrew (spot on)
The Whore: Claire (bit of a stretch)
The Scholar: Brian (spot on)
As they're driving up to the cabin they meet...
The Harbinger:
{Usually an old guy that gives them an ominous warning)
THE TALL MAN
Pick 2 guys in the control booth releasing monsters...
Senior Office Guy/Junior Office Guy:
BILL LUMBERGH/NICK HENDRICKS
Pick 3 Monsters to hunt down our campers...
THE THING/THE CREEPER/THE GINGERBREAD MAN
^^^that was a fun one!
I was a bit overwhelmed on the teens, till i hit on using the BC. Some might say i cheated, i say if you arent cheating you arent trying!
Figured i'd give you double duty (since i really wanna see your Cabin mash up), and provide the next one...
...a live action Guardians of the Galaxy style team:
A leader, not uber powerful, but someone others would follow.
A dangerous woman, preferably physically.
A big guy, someone who doesnt take shit.
A buddy team (or 2 characters you can see being buddies), one big one smaller.
I made 2 of these, will post them.
My Attitude Era version:
Shane O Mac
My Starlord.
Son of (a guy with a really big) Ego. Heel or Face, he never backed down from anyone.
Chyna
My Gamora.
Pre downward spiral and demise, she was indeed the most dangerous woman in the (WWE) universe.
Steve Blackman
My Drax.
Legit tough guy, known for having no sense of humor, which made him a great straight man...who'd punch your teeth down your throat.
The Hurricane & Kane
My Rocket. My Groot.
The wise cracking little guy and his monosyllabic huge friend who only he seemed able to communicate with.
My fantasy version:
Robin Hood
My Starlord, with the exceptionally long feather in his cap.
Xena
My Gamora, with the weapons and the Ayiyiiyiyiyiyi.
The Mountain
My Drax, with The World's Strongest Man runner up.
Inigo & Fezzik
My Rocket and my Groot, with the not left handed and the biggest and the strongest.
Cabin in the Woods
Pick one each for the teens on vacation...
The Virgin: Hilary Faye (Saved!}
The Fool: Guy (Galaxy Quest)
The Athlete: Mox (Varsity Blues)
The Whore: Karen Smith (Mean Girls)
The Scholar: Gabe Jarret (Real Genius)
As they're driving up to the cabin they meet...
The Harbinger: Jud Crandall (Pet Semetary)
Pick 2 guys in the control booth releasing monsters...
Senior Office Guy: Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada)
Junior Office Guy: Chandler Bing (Friends)
Pick 3 Monsters to hunt down our campers...
Monster 1: Three Fingers (Wrong Turn)
Monster 2: Xenomorphs (Aliens)
Monster 3: Pinhead (Hellraiser)