Your sex life vs super powers

Originally posted by deathslash
I could create a perfect clone of my previous self and transfer my brain and powers over.

That will be counted as BFR 😛

However as a flash you could have sex with your own self from the past or the future. 😄 you will still cause global warming though

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
That will be counted as BFR 😛

However as a flash you could have sex with your own self from the past or the future. 😄 you will still cause global warming though

I was gonna say, that would still technically be Masturbation wouldn't it?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I was gonna say, that would still technically be Masturbation wouldn't it? [/B]

Lol yes 👆

eh. I still like the thought that just by acting like I might scratch my balls the Entire World shits itself.

i would take the 3. the splash 5. the batman .. i would take pretty much all of them except for the first one that would be castration and uggh and no death .. dont want o think about it

Silver Eunuch

Orgasm and ejac are not the same thing, so penislessness can be worked around. And given the Power Cosmic, not only would I be able to mindwack effectively, but the reverberations would cascade around the Earth. 7+ billion people spasming simultaneously ... hell, every male creature on the planet could be insta-nutbusted ... good God what a mess.

Galactus would be ROFL somewhere I'm sure.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Toss up between the Splash and Batman, but maybe a slight edge to Bats. Money and Abilities and not having to get dragged into a Serious Relationship.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP!? [/B]

how is it a toss up? its like rape ,if a girl is a statue

batman situation is like just a guy who has a lot of issues who gets a new girl every week

but yeah the splash is def. beats all the other ones

1. batman ( but i heard batman has a s*** ****** ) but it be worth it to be batman
2 the splash better than jail
3 all the others are probably worse or equal to jail silver surfer thing is worse than jail

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This thread is so sad and funny at the same time.

There was that chick from work... stopped trying to pick her up once she told me she has no idea who Daredevil is.

True story haermm haermm haermm

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
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Hey, I've already got the mentally unstable part down, and I'm crap at relationships. So all i'm missing is the money and the women.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Hey, I've already got the mentally unstable part down, and I'm crap at relationships. So all i'm missing is the money and the women.

Originally posted by Philosophía
That's basically your average poster here, only with money and girls.

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Superjackoff. I'd just dose myself in red sun when I need to go at it [loophole!]

Originally posted by tkitna
Silver Enuch

I've been married for 20 years and don't get any anyways.

😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This thread is so sad and funny at the same time.

There was that chick from work... stopped trying to pick her up once she told me she has no idea who Daredevil is.

True story haermm haermm haermm

You should've put on that rubber suit for her and showed her who Daredevil is.

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Yes, I should've shown her the TRUE meaning of "hornhead"... 👿

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
This thread is so sad and funny at the same time.

There was that chick from work... stopped trying to pick her up once she told me she has no idea who Daredevil is.

True story haermm haermm haermm

I think you didn't get the hint. She wanted to know who daredevil was. naughty

I actually thought this was a good idea. At least we will have the idea of having sex in some form 😂

Originally posted by Philosophía

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