Thor Vs Themyscira

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See how Thor's spinning the mallet in the OP? That hits the island and it's gone

The Amazons have a choice.
Death or orgy.

Originally posted by leonidas
again, i don't really know how different new themyscira is from the preboot version, but if thor were to ever really go after the island, i don't know that the amazons could stop him. they have access to magic, that's true, but i don't really recall them having any massively offensive weaponry. there are literally thousands of them and sheer numbers could get him i guess. his biggest danger would come from the gods who would almost certainly answer his challenge to the island. they are essentially the landlords of the place. if he attacked them, the gods would almost certainly step in to defend the island and together they would 100% kill thor. some would be a challenge 1 on 1 for him. without interference from the gods (or ww, obviously) he could probably take the island if he wanted it badly enough. but in reality the gods would kill him before he ever had the chance. /shrug

Lets go with no interference cuz, well, thats not what i'm asking. 😉

So..

Hypollyta
Troia
Wonder Girl
Artemis
Fury
And the Themysciran army?

Thor loses 8/10

Originally posted by cdtm
Hippolyta certainly is comparable. Beat up Hercules in fair combat, and even stood in as Wonder Woman for a time.

Stood in as Wonder Woman? Heck, she's beat Wonder Woman.
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Originally posted by panthergod
So..

Hypollyta
Troia
Wonder Girl
Artemis
Fury
And the Themysciran army?

Thor loses 8/10


Don't forget Circe. Additionally, the Amazons have arrows, swords, and other "God-made" weapons capable of piercing herald durability.

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In Supergirl's case, magic may have played a role, but it hurt Diana too. Equip Cassie, Donna and others with stuff like that, and Thor has his hands full. He really needs to open with big, exotic attacks, because a traditional fight plays into their hands.

And depending on how loose we're being with the term "Amazon", there's any number of female heroes who might be on the island training or somesuch. Supergirl, for example. That may be against the spirit of the thread though.

Also, all that assumes pre-boot continuity.

^^^Jesus...😛
Post boot continuity for the island/Amazons.
No one one on the island who wouldnt normally be (I have pantherhod on ignore, but he doesnt get to add to the thread stips. This is about the rank & file, not heroes on heroes.).
Clasdic Thor, not Unworthy or Jane.

Thor can win this. He has ridiculous amounts of one-manning armies.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Stood in as Wonder Woman? Heck, she's beat Wonder Woman.
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https://postimg.org/image/ahvxlgggb/
https://postimg.org/image/p2d0gabez/

Don't forget Circe. Additionally, the Amazons have arrows, swords, and other "God-made" weapons capable of piercing herald durability.

https://postimg.org/image/rvoewt6mv/
https://postimg.org/image/6ajc979w7/
https://postimg.org/image/5lvcmzz9b/
https://postimg.org/image/6co2ss1mn/

In Supergirl's case, magic may have played a role, but it hurt Diana too. Equip Cassie, Donna and others with stuff like that, and Thor has his hands full. He really needs to open with big, exotic attacks, because a traditional fight plays into their hands.

And depending on how loose we're being with the term "Amazon", there's any number of female heroes who might be on the island training or somesuch. Supergirl, for example. That may be against the spirit of the thread though.

too be fair, diana trounced her, pretty easily, later on and it's been shown a few times that diana is considerably more powerful than hippolytra. /shrug

the problem with the amazons is they are often not much more than fodder. that same amazon attacks arc had black canary handling them 1 on 1 at times and her scream ko'ing 4 at once. numbers could get thor i suppose, enough spears and arrows, but if he flies and blasts lightning or fully charges his hammer to level the island, there isn't really anything they could do to stop him, i don't think. i thought of circe too, but she wouldn't be very likely to help, and if the gods aren't allowed to interfere (though they would, in a comic, 100% of the time) then they don't have too much of a chance imo.

Even with Hippolyta, Donna Troy, Cassie, and Artemis, Thor can win.
The other Amazons will be fodder. He takes on huge armies with frequent regularity.

Yeah, arrows would probably pierce him, but when he splits the island in half and blows the chunks away...

Originally posted by Damborgson
Yeah, arrows would probably pierce him, but when he splits the island in half and blows the chunks away...

Isn't it a magic island?

I mean, I don't know, maybe it is just a hunk of land, but always assumed it was magic like Olympus or Asgard, which Thor wouldn't destroy so easily..

Originally posted by leonidas
too be fair, diana trounced her, pretty easily, later on and it's been shown a few times that diana is considerably more powerful than hippolytra. /shrug

the problem with the amazons is they are often not much more than fodder. that same amazon attacks arc had black canary handling them 1 on 1 at times and her scream ko'ing 4 at once. numbers could get thor i suppose, enough spears and arrows, but if he flies and blasts lightning or fully charges his hammer to level the island, there isn't really anything they could do to stop him, i don't think. i thought of circe too, but she wouldn't be very likely to help, and if the gods aren't allowed to interfere (though they would, in a comic, 100% of the time) then they don't have too much of a chance imo.


Oh, I'm not claiming she's better than Diana. Just pointing out she's presented as more than typical background fodder.

I agree in general, but I was including the "important" Amazons. People like Hippolyta, Cassie, and Donna are logically pretty threatening with divine weapons. Back them up with Amazonian Legion support, and I stand by my original thoughts. He'd need to open with something big/exotic, as just coming down to brawl isn't the best plan.

Regardless, riv said this is current Themyscira. Doesn't sound like they have much of a shot.

i def agree with the idea he couldn't brawl and win. he'd be overwhelmed in a hurry. he'd need to go big, but assuming he knows that, i don't think they could do much to stop him if he were really serious about ending them.

Originally posted by cdtm
Isn't it a magic island?

I mean, I don't know, maybe it is just a hunk of land, but always assumed it was magic like Olympus or Asgard, which Thor wouldn't destroy so easily..

You could be right and it wouldn't be easy at all but Thor's got some serious striking power when he lets that hammer fly.

Originally posted by cdtm
Isn't it a magic island?

I mean, I don't know, maybe it is just a hunk of land, but always assumed it was magic like Olympus or Asgard, which Thor wouldn't destroy so easily..


I always thought that too. The being magic part.

Ares is on Themyscira right now. If he is unleashed Thor will be ****ed.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Stood in as Wonder Woman? Heck, she's beat Wonder Woman.
https://postimg.org/image/5upvjot3f/
https://postimg.org/image/ahvxlgggb/
https://postimg.org/image/p2d0gabez/

Don't forget Circe. Additionally, the Amazons have arrows, swords, and other "God-made" weapons capable of piercing herald durability.

https://postimg.org/image/rvoewt6mv/
https://postimg.org/image/6ajc979w7/
https://postimg.org/image/5lvcmzz9b/
https://postimg.org/image/6co2ss1mn/

In Supergirl's case, magic may have played a role, but it hurt Diana too. Equip Cassie, Donna and others with stuff like that, and Thor has his hands full. He really needs to open with big, exotic attacks, because a traditional fight plays into their hands.

And depending on how loose we're being with the term "Amazon", there's any number of female heroes who might be on the island training or somesuch. Supergirl, for example. That may be against the spirit of the thread though.

Supergirl wears such obnoxious pants under her skirt?

Thanks for ruining comics for me, ass uhuh

Originally posted by abhilegend
[B]Ares is on Themyscira...right now

Feel free to start an Ares/Thor thread, which would actually be kinda fun to read!

Not what i'm asking. 😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Supergirl wears such obnoxious pants under her skirt?

Thanks for ruining comics for me, ass uhuh

I'm sure a Rule 34 Google search on Supergirl could fix that for you.