Batfleck vs. Bane

Started by NemeBro2 pages

Originally posted by wallman77
Top lol, a solid 180 -200+ lb man flew at batfleck a good few yards in the air and was sent flying back against his momentum in the opposite direction the exact same distance with a left hook. Bane would get treated like a chump manlet.
That is probably Batfleck's best feat and the one that is most likely to be superhuman. It's nothing Bane couldn't easily replicate by feats, however. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
Please, I could rape your mother in front of you and you'd do nothing about it my son.
Eh, you know what, I thought this was funny when I typed it, but that's too harsh and dark, even for me. I apologize for this line, that was uncalled for. 👇

Originally posted by NemeBro
Please, I could rape your mother in front of you and you'd do nothing about it my son. You're just a little projecting phaggot. 👆

Moving slow and maintaining a strenuous position aren't the same thing, this moron lmao.

What's harder, doing a single rep on the bench, or holding the bar above you for an extended period? The latter is more akin to what Bane did little man.

I'm not mad at you at all, I'm more sad than anything. You're so stupid, and you have no idea. 🙁

I thought I was a skinny maggot? Keep your insults consistent you duumb retard lmao.

Him moving his arm forward before the crate passed him means nothing. More importantly, rewatched it again and you can actually see the hook detach about when it passes over Bruce. He didn't need to hold onto the grappling gun because it was no longer connected to the crate. 👆

I'd strongly consider suicide were I you my man. Thankfully, I am not.

Careful not to cut yourself on all that edge, kid. And you should apologize to yourself for being so cringey, not me. I don't give a shit about what some child with an anime avatar has to say to me.

The single rep on the bench, you utter retard. You can unrack and hold a weight greater than your 1 rep max beucase your joints are locked in. Christ, you're a fitness virgin, in addition to being a regular virgin.

Cringe.

Skinnyfat most likely.

It means nothing because it disproves your retarded argument, you mean. Or maybe Bruce detached it becasue, you know, there's no point in holding onto something you've already thrown.

Take your own advice, virgin.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Careful not to cut yourself on all that edge, kid. And you should apologize to yourself for being so cringey, not me. I don't give a shit about what some child with an anime avatar has to say to me.

Yet all of your arguments have fallen apart and given way to nothing but insults. I see I've hurt you, and I'm deeply sorry my son.

The single rep on the bench, you utter retard. You can unrack and hold a weight greater than your 1 rep max beucase your joints are locked in. Christ, you're a fitness virgin, in addition to being a regular virgin.

I think you might have misunderstood me. I didn't mean just pushing the bar off the rack and holding it up. I meant doing a full rep and then holding it in place, because that's what Bane did. 👆

It by definition can't be more difficult, because what action B is literally action A+.

More importantly though, Batfleck used his entire body for that chokeslam. Bane's neck left was done with nothing but his arms.

Cringe.

I accept your concession my man.

Skinnyfat most likely.

Half right, strongfat my son. I'm sort of like Mark Henry, but twice as strong, three times as good-looking, and white. 👆

It means nothing because it disproves your retarded argument,

It doesn't lad, and glad to know you're a hypocritical pussy. 👆

Criticizing me for calling you a retard, but being so quick to use it now that you're aware you've lost the argument. 🙁

you mean. Or maybe Bruce detached it becasue, you know, there's no point in holding onto something you've already thrown.

His arm provided literally no locomotion to that crate little guy. Him moving his hand forward doesn't mean much when it was already being pulled forward by the cord, which he then detached, meaning he didn't throw it with his own strength. 👇

no u
No nigga, u.

Psychotron has better insults.

The Regular virgin line sealed it. The standard virgin insult is vacuous, but the combo works well.

Originally posted by Placidity
Psychotron has better insults.

The Regular virgin line sealed it. The standard virgin insult is vacuous, but the combo works well.

But I have the better argument, right? mmm

Originally posted by NemeBro
But I have the better argument, right? mmm

I didn't say that 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Placidity
I didn't say that 😖hifty:
Damn...

Originally posted by Placidity
Psychotron has better insults.

The Regular virgin line sealed it. The standard virgin insult is vacuous, but the combo works well.

It's good to be appreciated.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Yet all of your arguments have fallen apart and given way to nothing but insults. I see I've hurt you, and I'm deeply sorry my son.

I think you might have misunderstood me. I didn't mean just pushing the bar off the rack and holding it up. I meant doing a full rep and then holding it in place, because that's what Bane did. 👆

It by definition can't be more difficult, because what action B is literally action A+.

More importantly though, Batfleck used his entire body for that chokeslam. Bane's neck left was done with nothing but his arms.

I accept your concession my man.

Half right, strongfat my son. I'm sort of like Mark Henry, but twice as strong, three times as good-looking, and white. 👆

It doesn't lad, and glad to know you're a hypocritical pussy. 👆

Criticizing me for calling you a retard, but being so quick to use it now that you're aware you've lost the argument. 🙁

His arm provided literally no locomotion to that crate little guy. Him moving his hand forward doesn't mean much when it was already being pulled forward by the cord, which he then detached, meaning he didn't throw it with his own strength. 👇

No nigga, u.

Yeah, no. I didn't insult you at all until you called me a retard and brought raping my mother into the equation. You're so tough behind the keyboard, aren't you?

Except Batfleck did the same thing but much faster. The more explosive a movement, the more force it requires. Really, if Bane's big strength feat is holding some guy by the neck than even Keaton Batman is comparable to him.

Lol, that's just lame. What are you, Quan's bastard offspring?

Yeah, the only part I believe is that white part. And anyone saying they're strongfat online means they're just fat.

Yeah, ok. You can call me a retard, but I can't. Cool, son.

Here's a basic physics lesson for you, every action has an equal opposite reaction. Meaning that the force which the grappling hook was exerting on the crate was also being exerted on Bruce. If he didn't have the necessary strength, his grip would have failed, or his shoulder would have been dislocated. Also, explain how the crate flew over Batman's head instead of doing a straight line motion right into him if he didn't provide any locomotion. Don't worry; I'll wait. You can even ask your school physics teacher.

To be fair, Batman was assisted in no small part by his grappling hook when he threw that crate.

I think Bane has better pure strength feats, but Bane looks nowhere near as explosive and powerful as Batfleck does in his fight scenes.

I'll say this to you and NemeBro - Batfleck easily pulled a 200+ lbs man towards him Scorpion style, then sent him flying backward over dozen meters with a single punch. That's twice as hard because he had to overpower the momentum of the man flying towards him. That trumps the crate feat for a number of reasons, like the man was resisting, while the crate was not, the guy was probably heavier, the stopping power of Batfleck's punch, etc. So, we could argue about the crate feat all day, but this feat is superior, so is there even a point anymore?

And while we could argue about who's stronger, there's absolutely no question about who's taller, faster, or more skilled. If you put Bane in that warehouse, he's dead as shit.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm sort of like Mark Henry[B]

It's sexual baby OOOOOHHHHHHH

Originally posted by NemeBro
[B]No nigga, u.

Too far Coco

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'll say this to you and NemeBro - Batfleck easily pulled a 200+ lbs man towards him Scorpion style, then sent him flying backward over dozen meters with a single punch. That's twice as hard because he had to overpower the momentum of the man flying towards him. That trumps the crate feat for a number of reasons, like the man was resisting, while the crate was not, the guy was probably heavier, the stopping power of Batfleck's punch, etc. So, we could argue about the crate feat all day, but this feat is superior, so is there even a point anymore?

And while we could argue about who's stronger, there's absolutely no question about who's taller, faster, or more skilled. If you put Bane in that warehouse, he's dead as shit.

Except a punch isn't a pure strength feat. If Batman knows how to throw a punch (and he should) then a lot of it is affected by his weight and mass. So to displace a 200 pound man all you really need is to be heavier than that person, put your weight into your punch.

That said, obviously it's still impressive to counteract the man's momentum and send him flying back. I'm just saying it's not a pure strength feat.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Except a punch isn't a pure strength feat. If Batman knows how to throw a punch (and he should) then a lot of it is affected by his weight and mass. So to displace a 200 pound man all you really need is to be heavier than that person, put your weight into your punch.

That said, obviously it's still impressive to counteract the man's momentum and send him flying back. I'm just saying it's not a pure strength feat.

It's not, but the pull is.

Batfleck has the advantages in striking power, speed, agility (climbing around on ceilings, anyone?), and is close enough in strength to Senor Bane.

Also, whoever made this argument is right: Bane LOST to a push-up fueled, prison-rehabbed Baleman.

Ben Whofleck beats him down.