Killing Wolverine

Your life is on the line and it's due to Wolverine. Wolverine has been tracking you and was at the point of taking your life until an unknown entity knocks him out and leaves him at your door.

A note is left explaining to you that this guy was at the point of killing you until he was stopped and you have 3 hours before he wakes up and takes you out.

With your comic knowledge, you know what this guy is capable of. You have 3 hours of finding a way of getting this guy off your tracks. Either by killing or any other means. What would you do (persuasion will not work here).

I'd beg him to kill me (on my knees) and ask if I can join the Elite Wolverine Fanclub.

Toss him in a hole, fill hole with quick dry cement.

Ok...so with every answer that is given, I need for you to use the only things that you can get your hands on. 3 hours and dry cement that you have to purchase yourself with it having to be enough to fill up a hole. You must be a millionaire.

...Never been to Home Depot?

Also, you can restrain Wolverine while he's unconscious, he's not the Juggernaut.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'd beg him to kill me (on my knees) and ask if I can join the Elite Wolverine Fanclub.

Shoot him in the face...

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Shoot him in the balls...

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/71291/1307050-ass_kick.jpg

Pin him down and done.

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Use chains and handcuffs to bind his hands to the sides of his head like Spidey did(yes I have some readily available and don't ask why lol) and can get even more chains from Ace Hardware, and bind the guy underwater somewhere. Eventually that angel will get in a lucky shot so Wolvie dies permanently. And to avoid him struggling too early, bind a snorkel attached to a cut off water hose to his face with the end sticking out of the water so he'll be perfectly still until he's securely bound.

Originally posted by carver9
Ok...so with every answer that is given, I need for you to use the only things that you can get your hands on. 3 hours and dry cement that you have to purchase yourself with it having to be enough to fill up a hole. You must be a millionaire.

Also in 3 hours, i can get my hands on a shotgun an uzi a baseball bat, a steamroller is also possible, as i know where construction's going on in the area.

Originally posted by carver9
Your life is on the line and it's due to Wolverine. Wolverine has been tracking you and was at the point of taking your life until an unknown entity knocks him out and leaves him at your door.

A note is left explaining to you that this guy was at the point of killing you until he was stopped and you have 3 hours before he wakes up and takes you out.

With your comic knowledge, you know what this guy is capable of. You have 3 hours of finding a way of getting this guy off your tracks. Either by killing or any other means. What would you do (persuasion will not work here).

Wait, I have three hours before he wakes up???

I dump him in the bathtub.

He never wakes up.

Originally posted by riv6672
That wasnt in the OP, so...no.

Also in 3 hours, i can get my hands on a shotgun an uzi a baseball bat, a steamroller is also possible, as i know where construction's going on in the area.

Lol...i said he is dropped off at YOUR house. It's obvious what this means unless you live in a comic book world? Hello!!!

I'd rape him, videotape it, and say that if he does anything, I have contingencies to have it sent to Spiderman/X-Men/pornhub.

@ Phil you can't rape anyone with your supermicropenis

I'd hide near an MRI scanner. 🙂

Antarctic vibranium chainsaw.

T'challa would probably help a normal kill Logan for shits and giggles.

Originally posted by carver9
Lol...i said he is dropped off at YOUR house. It's obvious what this means unless you live in a comic book world? Hello!!!

Originally posted by Galan007
I'd hide near an MRI scanner. 🙂

Or get him to the nearest car junkyard.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@ Phil you can't rape anyone with your supermicropenis

Like DS said, drown him. It worked on his son and it would work on him.

Well this was a great thread 👆

Taking this route, I see a lot of dead people.