Lol. You gave us 3 whole hours.
Scans of Wolverine surviving 3 hours underwater, please. Daken was killing him in the space of a few minutes.
He's never going to wake up again.
Originally posted by Damborgson
I'd drag him into the bathtub I guess. Id probably get my neighbors to help me murder him because he's probably heavy as shit.
He weighs 300lbs, lol. You can drag him on your own.
Failing that, roll him onto some carpet, and drag that.
Or, get two power drills. Shove them in the eye sockets, into the brain:
Get really large drill bits. The largest you can find.
Switch them on, and hold for a few minutes.
Then load him up, and dump him far away from your house. Set him on fire, for good measure (to disguise your scent, and remove any pesky evidence you may leave behind).
When he wakes up, IF he wakes up, he will have no memory of you. And nothing to tie him to you at all.
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He can hold his breath for 15 minutes. Impressive, sure, but that is consciously holding your breath.
Carver has him KOed for 3 hours, lol.
Great thread 👆
Originally posted by carver9
Ok...so with every answer that is given, I need for you to use the only things that you can get your hands on. 3 hours and dry cement that you have to purchase yourself with it having to be enough to fill up a hole. You must be a millionaire.
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Quikrete-50-lb-Fast-Setting-Concrete-Mix-100450/100318521
If I buy in bulk, I could get a discount! $4.60 per bag of 50lb of concrete, whcih sets in 20-40 mins!
#Theyseemerollin
And why dig a hole? Just chuck him in the bathtub. But if you must, just get yourself down to the local cemetery.
Originally posted by deathslash
Jeez, all of these answers are terrible. Drain him of his blood first (sell that shit to scientists, the military, or terrorists later), cut out some of his organs (sell it to a different group) pose him like Han Solo in TESB, dip him in molten metal, hang him up in your man cave.
That's a pretty good idea. The gov. would pay big bucks for immortal man blood. 👆
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^^😆Shoot him in the face...
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Shoot him in the balls...
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Pin him down and done.
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Handcuffs, lots of heavy chains. I'd spend 2 hours chaining him up in a way he could not use any body movement. I would then place him in the trunk of a car and toss him in a river.
I would chain him up while in the car's trunk. No way I'm getting him in there after I make a ball of chains all over him.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or get a hot glue gun, and fill his lungs up completely.
Invisible Woman pretty much incapacitated him with two small lumps, and he was bloodlusted:
He can't teleport here, and the only way to get rid of it is to actually hack his lungs out - which would be nearly impossible to do, as it is protected by his adamantium ribcage.
Plus, you know, he won't be able to breathe during this entire time.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or, get two power drills. Shove them in the eye sockets, into the brain:Get really large drill bits. The largest you can find.
Switch them on, and hold for a few minutes.
Then load him up, and dump him far away from your house. Set him on fire, for good measure (to disguise your scent, and remove any pesky evidence you may leave behind).
When he wakes up, IF he wakes up, he will have no memory of you. And nothing to tie him to you at all.
Logan can "regenerate" memories, you newbie.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Good luck sticking stuff through those tiny gaps in the sphenoid bone made out of adamantium, lol.
